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To think that recipes like this should be banned

147 replies

wol1968 · 17/10/2014 14:23

...or at least come with a big fat warning triangle. It's Miranda Gore Brown's recipe for Hazelnut Tiramisu Cake, in this month's Essentials. It's basically a nutrition-wheel red-out, with chocolate, double cream, mascarpone, butter, sugar, sugar, booze, sugar, chocolate...you get the picture. Calorie content: 1074 cals a serving.

Shock

I'm not a food prude. I'm not a health nut. I like a slice of cake as much as the next woman. But really? Is it physically possible for anyone except endurance athletes, Arctic explorers and lanky teenagers to eat this without it affecting their health? This kind of recipe is more like drugs than food, TBH, and I think it's probably deeply irresponsible to be promoting it when so many people are worried about obesity. Yes, you can choose not to eat it, or have a smaller slice. But I'm not sure it should be glorified as delicious even though it probably is

AIB completely U to feel a bit disturbed?

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Albertatata · 17/10/2014 14:28

Banning cake????

Unreasonable & bonkers

Whichusername · 17/10/2014 14:28

'Disturbed' is not a word I would use for something which I have a choice whether to partake or now.

Sounds delicious. Think I'll have some tiramisu tonight.

How would you go about banning recipes?

LadyHamiltonsPussy · 17/10/2014 14:29

1074 calories per serving Shock

neverletgojack · 17/10/2014 14:30

sounds amazing!
link to recipeGrin

its cake, cakes cake, cake makes us fat, I wouldn't would be disappointed if it didn'tWink

eddielizzard · 17/10/2014 14:31

i agree. 1074 calories a serving is irresponsible.

flipchart · 17/10/2014 14:31

Sounds like one awesome cake!!!!

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stargirl1701 · 17/10/2014 14:32

YABU. You can eat something like that very occasionally.

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MissBlennerhasset · 17/10/2014 14:33

Sounds incredible. Link/recipe please, if you're not too busy emailing your MP?

PrincessTheresaofLiechtenstein · 17/10/2014 14:33

You can't 'glorify' something as delicious when it clearly is delicious!

I thought this was going to be about certain American recipes that specify things like packets of chocolate pudding or tins of soup. I find those irritating Grin

But cake - no, cake is fine, everyone needs to take responsibility for their own calorie consumption.

ithoughtofitfirst · 17/10/2014 14:34

'Kin hell that's insane. But yeah, sounds LUSH.

WorraLiberty · 17/10/2014 14:34

It sounds revolting but you are extremely over reacting here.

"Is it physically possible for anyone except endurance athletes, Arctic explorers and lanky teenagers to eat this without it affecting their health?"

Of course it is Confused

I'm none of the above but I sincerely doubt one small slice would kill me.

Floggingmolly · 17/10/2014 14:35

How big is a serving?

5Foot5 · 17/10/2014 14:35

1074 cals a serving ShockShock

I am on the 5:2 diet. If I had a slice of that at the start of the week I wouldn't be allowed to eat again until Wednesday afternoon!!

Itsfab · 17/10/2014 14:35

What about emailing your concerns to the magazine.

I would hazard a guess they would say a small slice as a treat once in a while is fine.

No one is making you bake it and eat it!!

MissBlennerhasset · 17/10/2014 14:36

You know that banning recipes will only push them underground and make them more desirable, don't you OP? Before you know it there will be recipe dealers selling this filth to our children.

GrouchyKiwi · 17/10/2014 14:36

Yum.

ThinkIveBeenHacked · 17/10/2014 14:37

Who the heck looks at calorie counts on cakes??? You either

(1) are accepting of the fact that you are eating cake so see it as a treat / maybe eat a bit healthier to compensate

(2) are overweight in which case cake is cake is cake why refuse or

(3) are super healthy in which case you dont eat cake

But to calorie count cake is barmy Grin and I bet it is bloody delicious.

wol1968 · 17/10/2014 14:37

Well, they use a 20cm tin to cook the cake in, so that's the diameter of the cake. A serving would be an eighth of that.

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ItsNotEasyBeingGreen · 17/10/2014 14:39

You really want to ban a recipe, don't be daft... Just don't make the cake if you don't want to?!

wol1968 · 17/10/2014 14:40

Oh, and it's too early for it to be on the Essentials website yet.

not stirring the pot, honest guv

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EvansOvalPiesYumYum · 17/10/2014 14:42

Calorie content: 1074 cals a serving

Surely that could only depend upon what you class as a serving? It is not compulsory to have an entire slice.

A very small sliver would be much less. A spoonful (or forkful) from that very small sliver would be miniscule. You've then tasted it, said "Ooh yummy" - no real harm done.

Everything in moderation. If you completely deny yourself tasty treats, you will end up as a withered, miserable, humourless prune-like being.

This "thousand cals per serving" is nonsense. Just have a little taste for a special occasion, then go back to salad and fish for the rest of the week.

RandomFriend · 17/10/2014 14:42

I am wondering if they did the division sum correctly.

Tiramisu made with eggs rather than double cream would be lighter and fewer calories per portion.

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