To grab the TV remote and shove it up his arse?

[Flissity83]

My DP is a huge remote hogger and it drives me mad. I'm now watching stupid Ray Mears when Crimewatch is on.

What's everyone else watching tonight?

I would kill to be watching Ray Mears. Watching some shit on national geographic!

Oh yea. You win Chilly.

Watching yesterday's and tonight's Emmerdale back to back. Sky plus-ing the Great Fire of London drama then maybe that next.

I'm watching 'The Knick'. Its enthralling stuff!

YANBU.

Go right ahead and shove it up his arse. Or I'll do it for you.

New Tricks on Drama...
MNing instead!!

Crime watch was a turn over. It was horrible.

But by all means go ahead with the remote.

He's making me toast so almost forgiven.

I will be hiding the remote tomorrow night so I can watch stand up for cancer. I'll hide it up my arse if I have to.

Lovely op

Have you got a smart phone and sky+ connected to your broadband.

If so download the app then connect to the box, have fun changing the channel.

Dh doesn't know about this and blaming the neighbours over the road.

I'm beginning to feel a bit sorry for your remote - how many arses has it been up during its lifetime?

DP is not, FIL is. Telly up super loud, on constantly and has to be something HE likes. "My way or the highway."
DP does flick thru channels constantly and sometimes can't settle on something. Annoying.