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To ask subject/s of your weirdest sex dreams?

77 replies

sharonthewaspandthewineywall · 09/10/2014 21:13

My oddest has got to be when the guy I had fancied for ages and was getting it on with in the car turned into Donald Fisher from Home and Away!! Shock

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Sidge · 09/10/2014 21:27

I once dreamed I had sex with Rowan Atkinson on a windowsill.

It was very bizarre.

lurkernowposter · 09/10/2014 21:32

The car turned into Donald fisher? That is weird!

jellybelly701 · 09/10/2014 22:10

My weirdest ones will have to be:

Gordon Ramsay - on a windowsill
Perry Cox (scrubs) - up a wall
Holly Willoughby - on my kitchen Worktop

In each dream I was pregnant and DP walked in on me cheating on him.

In my defence I actually was pregnant and had strange sex dreams about DP finding me cheating on him almost every night Hmm

xalyssx · 09/10/2014 22:19

Normally when I have sex dreams, I never look at the person's face, so I never know if it's DP or someone else!

PBJellyBelly · 09/10/2014 22:28

Robbie Williams shudder (and not in a good way)

WoweeZowee · 09/10/2014 22:30

A sweaty Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen on a kitchen table. Argh!

PartyFops · 09/10/2014 22:31

When I was pregnant I had a very raunchy dream about Lembit Opic!??!!?!? ConfusedConfusedConfused

WoweeZowee · 09/10/2014 22:32

... Although LLB's a bit pedestrian compared to Don Fisher Grin

SayraT · 09/10/2014 22:32

Last night I dreamt about having sex with someone, not OH but not sure who. When I told OH he had also had a sex dream last night!

Thought that was odd, we were both dreaming abut havng sex with other people at the same time!

OraProNobis · 09/10/2014 22:34

Gordon Brown.

Still traumatised years later!

sharonthewaspandthewineywall · 09/10/2014 22:41

Shagging on window sills? Surely that's a health and safety issue even when Mr Bean isn't involved!

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VashtaNerada · 09/10/2014 22:43

Ronald McDonald. I shit you not. Grin

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 09/10/2014 22:45

Ed Milliband Shock - the worst thing was that I dreamt he was a really good shag!! Envy (that's a nausea emoticon!)

MildDrPepperAddiction · 09/10/2014 22:48

Grin At Ronald McDonald!!

sharonthewaspandthewineywall · 09/10/2014 22:49

Ed Milliband would be classed as a good sex dream for me!!!

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Whitershadeofpale · 09/10/2014 22:49

Ant and Dec, at the same time Blush

PedantMarina · 09/10/2014 22:49

Sheldon Cooper.

You know you've Arrived as a geek girl when you've had your first Sheldon Cooper sex dream...

Thisvehicleisreversing · 09/10/2014 22:53

Sandi Toksvig. She was amazing. Blush

WeAreGroot · 09/10/2014 23:04

I had one last night about Dan Aykroyd circa Ghostbusters. Dan fucking Aykroyd!

I have actually never had a sexy dream about someone I actually fancy, only ever random people I have no attraction to whatsoever Sad

singaporefling · 09/10/2014 23:14

Am also severely traumatised by a dream where I was 'intimate' with MICHAEL BLOODY GOVE!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaargh - it was weeks ago and I still shudder!!!!

Bigoldsupermoon · 10/10/2014 00:20

Pregnancy is doing horrible things to me.

Tom Hanks - not young, vaguely attractive Tom Hanks, but old, scary-wig-from-DaVinci-code Tom Hanks.

Erotic physiotherapy with Gary Lineker boak

Oh, and a steamy shower with Willem Dafoe. Weirdly/horrifyingly, that one's stuck and I simultaneously fancy him/am disgusted with myself. Hoping it wears off soon! Blush

AGnu · 10/10/2014 00:35

I've never had a particularly fun dream like that but I did once had a dream about an acquaintance. We were working together on a project we were both volunteers for & decided that my gran's house was the most suitable place to plan it. My mother happened to be around & decided she didn't approve of us spending the night alone in my gran's house but it was an hour's drive home. Somehow the sleeping arrangements ended up being him & me in the double bed & my mum on the single in the corner. He started cuddling up to me as soon at the lights were out & tried to kiss me. I leapt out of bed & my mum chased him out of the house with a broom.

The weirdest thing was, I agreed to sleep in the double bed with him because I thought he was gay. IRL I don't know either way & it had never occurred to me to wonder before that dream! I felt really uncomfortable around him for a little while after that, not least when someone in charge of our volunteering tried to pair us up! I managed to convince her we wouldn't make a good team on the basis that neither of us had the personality required to lead the team. Truth was, I just didn't feel comfortable around him because it was such a vivid dream. Poor guy's never been anything but perfectly friendly to me & I was avoiding him like the plague! It's been about 18 months since the dream & I can talk to him now but I always think of the dream. I blame it on pregnancy hormones.

Kleptronic · 10/10/2014 00:45

I can't believe I have the chance to post this again, well actually I can I suppose it's like buses, nothing for years then three appropriate threads at once.

I shagged the devil and he had two cocks. He was red and all.

TheMagicToyshop · 10/10/2014 01:00

Singaporefling Gove?? That's so horrific I kind of want details

I've never had a sex dream featuring a celebrity! I'm quite jealous.

I did have a very disturbing dream once where I was shagging my DP of the time, all normal until the perspective switched and I realised I WAS MY SISTER. Made my skin crawl that one.

Snatchoo · 10/10/2014 01:05

Some bloke at a previous job. It was in the canteen, in full view of staff and paying customers.

Couldn't look him in the eye after that!