I didn't realise until this thread that Street View did updates. The last time they did it the front of my house was a state. I looked like one of those people that Channel 4 make documentaries about.
The answer to Through The Keyhole's: 'Who lives in a house like this?' would be: 'An anti-social bastard who doesn't own a broom.' 
It was so shaming that I renovated, spending actual money that I'd rather have spent on a holiday. But I was too ashamed to look again at Street View.
My house looks miles better now, though still not as good as the house next door.
But they're weird. And considerably richer than me. And slaves to convention and the tyranny of Farrow and Ball and tasteful chrome door furniture whereas I am bohemian with bonkers ivy in the back garden.
I locked myself out at 11am one Sunday in April while cleaning my downstairs windows - I can't remember what prompted that rarity - and wanted to climb over the wall in the back garden because I'd left the back door open, which is why the front door slammed in the first place.
For a start, they were out. When they returned about 30 minutes later from a deli, they weren't just dressed, they looked like a J Crew advert. Her hair wasn't just brushed, it was blow dried and she was wearing no make-up make up.
I was frantic, unwashed - complete with yesterday's make up, greasy hair scragged up into a bun, wearing rubber pool shoes, a dirty freebie t-shirt with a promotional logo and cat hair on it, and khaki jeans about two sizes too big and stained with hair dye. When I shinned over the 9ft wall they snagged, exposing my elderly pants.
They'd just moved in. They talked about inviting to their house-warming. I'm still waiting for the invitation. I sometimes hear laughter and clinking glasses from their roof terrace.
But because of this thread I've had the courage to look again. My house looks okay. And I've seen one of my other neighbours outside his house in his dressing gown looking like an escapee from a secure ward.
So thank you so much for bringing it to my attention, OP. Sorry that the experience hasn't been so great for you. If it's any consolation, they'll probably update again in a few years.