To think Boris Johnson should know I am a woman? He has written a PERSONAL letter to MR Quint QS

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Harrumph.

He wants to give me 3k to install high speed broadband.

Gawd knows I need it.

That and a new keyboard.

Maybe he needs a new keyboard too as his "s" has fallen off?

I wouldn't mind, but your name doesn't have a male version, does it? (at least, not in English)!

WHy is he offering to pay for broadband?

My name does not have a male version, no.

I am not sure how he has found me either. He has just assumed I am male though!

Wonder what the cost of this initiative is though, baring in mind the research that has gone into finding small companies to post offers to.

Presumably he gets that info from local small business networks or similar?
But goodness knows how much it will cost if they take him up on the offer.

Well at least he's assumed you're important enough to get a regular sized letter.

DH got a big leaflet from David Cameron during the last local elections. Mine was half the size. You know, for the little lady .

D'you think my vote is half the size too, Dave? Do ya?

Maybe all conservative votes should be halved for women voters.

So if 2 million women voted for the conservatives, only 1 million votes would count?

Equally, the vote should be doubled for The Green Party.

Ooh- you got a leaflet each? We just get one leaflet from 'Dave' addressed to both of us