To be pissed off with dp

[Softlysoftlycatchymonkey]

Because he stuck his finger in my lemon meringue when I went to go get my cup of tea and drew a fucking face in it. Arsehole

What a cunt.

LTB

It's eaten now but I was mad! Oh I will get him back.....

I like your plates/bowls! Where did they come from?

Iam I haven't a clue, nothing matches in this house! There is no stamp underneath either

I would be genuinely furious at that because I can't eat something that anyone has poked, prodded, breathed over or looked at funny

I'd be forced to yell at him until he went out and bought me a replacement or three

Shit in his coffee. The bastard.

Evil. When I was young my mum used to ask for or just take a bite out of my sandwich. But she'd take it right out of the middle (I'm a corner to corner girl). I could never face eating my sandwich after that. Then I'd get into trouble for wasting food

"I'd be forced to yell at him until he went out and bought me a replacement"

vital I did take the shine of my lemony piece of heaven. He was lookng at me with a right stupid grin. He actually thought it was funny and I would laugh..... What a knob.

iklboo my nan used to have really long,tobacco stained nails. I hated chippy night as she would always pinch a chip of my plate and she would fumble for it her horrible yellow nails would touch my other chips

He doesn't drink coffee fairy... But I'm thinking is something similar....

I've got those plates cheap from Argos circa 2005

And yes, ltb

I think it's funny! In fact it's inspired me don't think dh would be amused. Some people need a sense of humour transplant.

Argh. My mum used to take a tiny bit out of all our sandwiches. It used to infuriate us but she thought it was funny.

bite

DH used to think nothing of having a bite/forkful of the DCs' food before giving them the plate. I had to point out to him that it's not very nice; he was just being greedy! He doesn't do it any more.

LTB

Yes boney. I am terrifying. He would rush to tesco for fear of sleeping in the shed.

I hope his finger was clean