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AIBU?

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To want to steal Emma Willis' entire body and put my brain inside?

30 replies

trashcanjunkie · 19/08/2014 00:32

I don't know what's wrong with me Hmm

I'd want to keep my own personality and life and everything, but I could so steal her body (man with two brains stylee).

I would probably have a different voice - neither mine nor hers. Will think on that one - perhaps a radio four play actressy type one.

Whilst I'm aware this is stupid and weird, I can't be the only one. Whose body would you put your brain inside? And AIBU? Confused

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Thebodyloveschocolateandwine · 19/08/2014 00:35

Had to google her to see who she was. Never heard of her.

Me it would be Emma watson as she's young and minted.

ClareBaldingsHair · 19/08/2014 00:35

Jennifer aniston

Yanbu

HeySoulSister · 19/08/2014 00:36

Would you want her hair ?

Dress sense ?

midnightagents · 19/08/2014 00:37

Yabu, we should love ourselves how we are etc.
--I'd have the body of Megan fox or Kelly brook ant the face of Catherine

Thebodyloveschocolateandwine · 19/08/2014 00:37

Oh keeping my life would be difficult then. My older kids are older than her.

Amanda Holden then but that face will collapse soon I tell you.

trashcanjunkie · 19/08/2014 00:37

No, I would immediately begin hair growing, and the dress sense would be mine own, what with the keeping of the brains. She talks like a trollop so that would go too Grin

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midnightagents · 19/08/2014 00:37

Zeta jones-- don't know why that posted already =s

Thebodyloveschocolateandwine · 19/08/2014 00:38

Oh yes Jens hair and arms. Didn't know we could pick body parts!

Thebodyloveschocolateandwine · 19/08/2014 00:39

How does one talk like a trollop? Grin

trashcanjunkie · 19/08/2014 00:40

If there's no one who you'd have in their entirety I will accept body parts to make up a whole.

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trashcanjunkie · 19/08/2014 00:41

Thebody

I think like a sort of Dickensian lady of the night.... or Nancy from Oliver Twist Grin

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trashcanjunkie · 19/08/2014 00:42

Or the little match girl, if she'd made it through childhood....

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Thebodyloveschocolateandwine · 19/08/2014 00:49
Grin

Ok Jens hair and arms 10 years ago

Zeta jones face but 15 years ago.

Julia Roberts body but 15 years ago

And all of their money. Now.

Tikimon · 19/08/2014 02:06

Hmm.. I'd body snatch Jessica Alba or Mila Kunis. Grin

DeadCert · 19/08/2014 02:32

I saw her in London recently when I was in M&S - she had no make up on and was still ridiculously beautiful. So YANBU.

I'm going to be Michelle Keegan. Body only. Obv.

AngusAndElspethsThistleWhistle · 19/08/2014 02:46

Bagsy Elle Macpherson's body plus Marion Cotillard's face and Frenchness. Maybe Gemma Arterton's hair.

LongFingers · 19/08/2014 02:50

She is a lovely girl with a beautiful face.

I am sure you are lovely OP.

At the end of the day when you end the fantasy you are left with who you are again. I don't like to fantasise as it just disappoints me in the end.

Icelollycraving · 19/08/2014 08:46

She is really beautiful. I always say how stunning she is whenever she's on tv,dh just looks Hmm. She seems genuinely nice & someone you could actually have a bottle

Icelollycraving · 19/08/2014 08:46

of wine & a gossip with.

icanmakeyouicecream · 19/08/2014 08:50

Wait till all the miseries come and tear you to shreds for saying she talks like a trollop Grin

icanmakeyouicecream · 19/08/2014 08:50

Ps yanbu

PrimalLass · 19/08/2014 09:02

I'll have Lea Michelle's hair and voice, please.

EmberElftree · 19/08/2014 09:36

Hmm, I had to google her too don't know who she is but she is attractive, blue eyes and dark hair is a stunning combo.

Gwen Stefani's face & body with P!nk's voice for me (my heroines!)

P.S. I love the man with two brains..if you like a-me and I like a-you...

Oblomov · 19/08/2014 09:51

I don't think she's very pretty. And I don't like her hair or her clothes. Sorry.

Fizzyplonk · 19/08/2014 09:53

I think she's very striking and cat like.