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sharonthewaspandthewineywall · 18/08/2014 22:29

At how much the pork fillet I bought earlier looks like a cock???

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InculKate · 18/08/2014 22:35

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Y0rkshirePudding · 18/08/2014 22:35

Show us a pic!...

Toofattorun · 18/08/2014 22:37

There has to be a pic involved here, surely?

How else are we meant to judge the cockedness of your pork?

ithoughtofitfirst · 18/08/2014 22:43

Pic of pork please

sharonthewaspandthewineywall · 18/08/2014 23:08

I'm on my phone so can't do photos ?? but yes it's very cocklike

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NynaevesSister · 18/08/2014 23:15

Good grief. A flaccid one I hope? I'd check before cooking just to be sure.

Floop · 18/08/2014 23:28

Pork dick pic. Now!

ShatnersBassoon · 18/08/2014 23:30

I've got a vacuum packed one in the freezer. It would make a great weapon in Carry On Murder.

Daddypigsgusset · 18/08/2014 23:32

Pork sword we call it.
Would love an mner to find our shopping list

nocoolnamesleft · 19/08/2014 00:07

What are you cooking? Pulled pork? Fnarr fnarr.

LadyFairfaxSake · 19/08/2014 00:18

That's coz it IS a cock.

Mrsjayy · 19/08/2014 00:20

I have one in the freezer and 16yr old dd howled when she put it in thecfreezer I told her not to be so rude and childish

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