To be childishly shocked

[sharonthewaspandthewineywall]

At how much the pork fillet I bought earlier looks like a cock???

Show us a pic!...

There has to be a pic involved here, surely?

How else are we meant to judge the cockedness of your pork?

Pic of pork please

I'm on my phone so can't do photos ?? but yes it's very cocklike

Good grief. A flaccid one I hope? I'd check before cooking just to be sure.

Pork dick pic. Now!

I've got a vacuum packed one in the freezer. It would make a great weapon in Carry On Murder.

Pork sword we call it.
Would love an mner to find our shopping list

What are you cooking? Pulled pork? Fnarr fnarr.

That's coz it IS a cock.

I have one in the freezer and 16yr old dd howled when she put it in thecfreezer I told her not to be so rude and childish