I have a chance to meet someone on my laminate list....

[Cookingmonster]

What do I do? Really? I have a real chance, one on one with someone on my laminate list. Do I seek an intimate moment with him, or more probably, try and look cool and aloof? DH says, "Go for it!"

EatShitDerek She doesn't have a dick but I have seen her semi naked plenty of times. She's had a few roles with shagging scenes in. Her arse is definitely nicer than mine. All her compliments to me are non arse related

I wish she liked my arse rather than my personality but I'll settle for what I can get.

I met someone on my laminate list, it wasn't quite the romantic evening i had dreamed of, I was a bit tipsy and told him he was on my laminate list but that actually I think i might love DH too much to risk trying anything, he laughed, gave me an autograph, kissed me on the cheek and told me DH was a lucky man I giggled like a school girl.

But I bet you didn't want to wash that cheek did you Bramwell?

I even kept my hand on my cheek to hold onto the kiss a bit longer. I still smile thinking about it now.

at holding onto a kiss.

Just explained the laminate list to DH and he thinks it's horrible, "Like people are just meat or something". Flights of fancy never were his thing.

It had never occurred to me that I might actually meet any of mine. Don't know what I'd do with them if I did!

Who was it Bramwell?!

Ooo bramwell who was it??

is this a bit of a masturbatory fantasy this list? presumably youll not act on it

AFAIK it's from Friends: famous people you'd be allowed to shag even if you are in a relationship. Or something like that.

It had been laminated by Ross after being printed.

Am I reading this right - you've the 'chance' of rumpy pumpy with someone famous and your partner says its ok? What about his wife? Is SHE oaky with it?

Don't do it. You work in an area where discretion and professionalism is important. If you run your own company you run the risk of professionally embarassing yourself if word gets out that you try to cop off with slebs - and if you are employed i would think you ran a good chance of being sacked

I have worked in hotels where we had quite a few high profile celebrities. If any of the staff had taken advantage and tried to cop off they would have been summarily dismissed. It's very bad for your professional reputation.

I had such a chance once, with no.1 of my laminate list but being a green eighteen year old I thought that I could not do that to my then lothario boyfriend. I was an idiot!

Idris ain't interestd honey, dont embarass yourself.

Stringer is most def on my laminate list.

In fact i would go as far as to say it would be business suicide if you are hoping to get celebrity clients

Unless your name is on his laminated list, I doubt his wife would be too happy!
Do not try anything with this man, celebrity or not, he is married to someone else. Even if he were single and up for it (which there is no guarantee he would be) do you really think your DH would be truly ok with you going ahead with this?
Chances are your DH just said "go for it"hoping the celeb would turn you down - much like in Friends when Rachel tells Ross she is fine with him approaching Isabella Rossellini, and Ross makes a total fool of himself.

Spill Bramwell!

I was supposed to meet mine last April but it didn't happen. Mine was Norman Reedus BTW.

Right! I'm going to Plan B. How do I get myself onto HIS laminate list?

Plan c needs to be make your thread interesting.its limped on from laminate
Frankly unless youre going to be naming names,and more salacious whats the point
Youve got a crush on someone on the telly?haven't we all

Mine was from the Anti-Nowhere League, tbh they are probably only just famous enough to be on a laminate list, we met in a pub by pure coincidence.

I met one of mine - he smelt divine and was absolutely lovely - I was a tongue tied sweaty mess with a small child stuck to my leg - I doubt I am now on his list

Bramwell that is so sweet :)

A fleck of either spittle or sweat from Phil Oakey landed on my cheek once. It was magical.