to be curious about some things on mumsnet?

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I don't know if they'd be called "in-jokes" exactly, but I always see posters refer to things like:
Naice ham
Pom bears
Penis beaker
Etc...

Now I've been on mumsnet for almost a year and I caught the penis beaker hoopla But what's the story with the other ones? Including the ones I forget right now, you know the ones. I'd like to know!

I've always seen the biscuit as:

'Have a biscuit so you shut the fuck up and stop spouting garbage.' or is that just my take on it?

Was the thread with the OPs husband in the shed with the dolls head a fake?

It might've been the hedgehog camera one?

I've tried to read through the threads, but honestly, they're long and boring. I don't really care.

Except the Sharon one. That one was entertaining the whole way.

Oh god, the 'my son has made a giant clay cock' is totally hilarious, absolutely my fave! And t-Rex obviously :)

Both the biscuit explanations make sense, thank you! I've read the Mexican house stealer thread before; thought it was brilliant! I might have to peruse the classics section for a while

Did a dog shit on your picnic TheWorld?

loved the plastic vag found in a shed.

I can't find the sharon/wasp one and I'm so curious now that I won't be able to sleep!

Lemon Drizzle Bitch thread was amazing. The ways to cook minge thread was hilarious as well, not sure if that made it into classics.

'Did a dog shit on your picnic?' sounds like a great insult. Suggests a look of face chewing wasp. I shall try to use it this week.

The Super Soaker thread had me in stitches. MN collective unanimously telling OP not to give her DS a super Soaker to take to a friends and she WOULD NOT LISTEN

Finally read the pom bear thread. Feel like I'm a real member of mn now

Yes it was the plastic vag, with posters suggesting the op pushed a dolls head into the device so that the next time he visited his shed, he'd see it "crowning away".

holly in the main topics page of Talk go into Mumsnet stuff, then Mumsnet classics :)

Read the Pom bear thread. It's made up.

The first time I read the pombear thread was one of the highlights of my life.

Still can't do links PrincessF

The Pregnancy and Conception topics are full of references I don't get, but I'd love to know what PESH means?

OOo smilies are easier these days though...

"Why do people have bum sex in holiday parks?"

Oh OP. You have so much to learn

Only last week I found out what the Penis Beaker thing was.

Pleased to be out of the loop :).

MrsRuff
Some of the language you see on those threads is specifically related to those boards, you'll not see it elsewhere.
E.g - poas (piss on a stick) ttc (trying to conceive) dtd (doing the deed or shagging) so if it's something you really need to know on there just jump in and ask.

Even though I know STBEXH I still read it as "stupid bastard ex"

Talc Not to derail the thread, but your comments are high praise for those posters, considering that fabulous thread about TV titles that you started!

Wally is that not what it means??

No it's soon to be