to be curious about some things on mumsnet?

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I don't know if they'd be called "in-jokes" exactly, but I always see posters refer to things like:
Naice ham
Pom bears
Penis beaker
Etc...

Now I've been on mumsnet for almost a year and I caught the penis beaker hoopla But what's the story with the other ones? Including the ones I forget right now, you know the ones. I'd like to know!

Haha!
I'm so not Exit.
I've kept a brain exclusion zone around fucking Pom bears

My favouritist ever thread was with Bupcakes' unsuccessful name change.

Cutted up pear is very good too.

LDC (lemon drizzle cake) was another fantastic thread. Superb PTA frolics..

Pag

I loved the Mexican holiday home thread

I loved the Mexican holiday home thread

My favourite Mn classic was the pregnant woman forgetting to put on her bikini bottoms before she left the changing rooms and her partner trying to let her know in a stage whisper: "Your minge!"

I think it was TSC.

LBOCS I loved Bupcakes 'my vagine' thread too.

Hi dobe

River of sweetcorn was one of my favourites howled at that one.

I'm the star of one of these threads but couldn't possibly comment which one

It was years ago now anyway but a hoot at the time

clicky me for a really helpful link

TheWorld - I do so hope that you are charmkin; star of the Links are my Nemesis thread.

If you are, I love you. I would willingly lie in a puddle so that you did not get your shoes wet. That was the funniest, most whimsical thread.

I also loved the thread where the OP was trying to retrieve a plate that had been dropped behind the toilet - anyone remember that one?

Whenever I see a cake in the supermarket I get this urge to punch it. Can't think why

How do i get Classics?

This one

My favourite is the typo thread with the title aibu to rinse my minge

Another vote for both the Mexican holiday home and Links are my Nemesis . Actually laughed out loud at the latter.

I thought naice ham was a husband being given a shopping list with ham on it and he came back with cheapo savers type ham instead of the organic happy pigs 4 slices for £3 type packs she usually bought?

Penis beaker was a beaker of water that someone's husband dipped his penis in after sex to clean it

Oh god the garlic and the work toilet was hilarious.

I think the biscuit is meant to mean no comment isn't it? Or 'your post was so utterly vacuous and puerile that I can't bring myself to comment'. It came after a webchat with Gordon brown when someone asked him what his favourite biscuit was.

warblingoyster cheers! Off for a read.

Thanks for the other links too!

There was a thread recently about someone worrying about their veg cooking in raw chicken juices that made me howl... If I knew how to link on my phone, I would!

Sadly not talc ....

More an animal variety thread

I'd completely forgotten about penis beaker. Yum.

I liked middle name for Plato a lot.