Outdoor fun!

[Pinot4me]

Well, this sunny weather brings everyone outside - there are all sorts of different noises to be heard. Strimmers, lawn mowers, loud music, dogs yapping, kids playing but......our neighbours (next door but one) shagging very loudly in the garden is a new one on me! Pmsl - I nearly gave them a round of applause! AIBU to be jealous?! Lol

Yanbu can't remember I had sex in the day time

hahaha awesome, when DH and I were teenagers we used to sneak around behind our parents backs and use his parents summer house for those 'intimate relations' (or his younger siblings wendy house if we were pissed and couldn't work the key for the summer house) brings back memories. Maybe we should get a summer house and sneak around behind the kids now

'Sounds' like a good plan Lally! Just don't make too much noise (as your neighbours might be listening) lol ??

What they are having sex in the garden?

Yep ice lolly - full on, noisy shagging in the garden...obviously a very religious couple as they were calling for god a lot! ;-)

You so should have cheered at the end

Dirty buggers, I'd have been tempted to cheer them on during

"CCome on! You can do it! Nearly there now!"

at shouting encouragement. Like a fitness trainer. 'Come on! No pain no gain! Mind over matter! Feel the burn!'

Haha this has made me belly laugh, love the idea of score cards.

The advantages of having cows and sheep and horses as the only neighbours is endless I suppose. Did have a bit too much to drink lastnight and looked at one of the old decrepit outbuildings like - that could be fixed up a bit hmmm...

Lol @ score cards!!!

Lally have I given you ideas?

It's not actually the first time I've heard them (they are loud shaggers) and when their bedroom window is wide open it's a bit impossible not to hear them! But, never heard them 'at it' in the garden before lol.... One of our other neighbours said he heard them in the summer house once....apparently it's a new relationship so all this rumpy pumpy won't last long! Lol