to complain about my neighbours cooking smells?

[AtYourCervix]

They are Thai and it smells so delicious my mouth is watering. And I am doing fatclub and craving nice stuff.

It shouldn't be allowed should it?

Who can I report them to?

Lol.

Have you tried the SW mushy pea curry, every one raves about it.

It wouldn't be the same though would it.

Humph.

I shall go and dribble sadly over the fence. They might take pity on me and share.

I don't rave about mushy pea curry. Especially DH the day after!

Cervix isn't Thai food generally low-fat and healthy and all that? I'd be trying to wangle an invitation.

Sun Wracking my brains over SW mushy pea curry... Socialist Worker? South West? Whatever, I'm in.

Stare over the fence at them with an empty bowl in your hands, smiling expectantly. Might work.

I'd go and ask for some. Our at least the recipe.

A mug shot just isn't the same. And I'm too bloody knackered to cook anything proper.

Slimming world.

My bloody neighbour always says "Were you having chicken last night? Mmmmm! It smelled so nice!" and I think of her slavering at my door! Puts me right off!

I'd hint by asking for the recipe and saying I was inadequate at cooking

My neighbours bbq big fat luscious steak. My stomach can't tolerate beef and it smells divine. ..and expensive!

I'd hint by asking for the recipe and saying I was inadequate at cooking

I did that before. I asked my Sri Lankan next door neighbour what beautiful dish she cooked every Tuesday because it made my mouth water.

She looked at me like this >> and said, "I boil my husband's work overalls every Tuesday...

worra

Surely home cooked Thai food is pretty good and healthy. Agree, tell them how good it always smells and get yourself and invite/doggy bag.

So, what did the overalls smell of Worra?

Thanks Amy. AIBU to be just a little bit disappointed?

Worra and ObfusKate