DH is taking up 2.5 spaces on our 3 seater sofa and snoring.

[RachelWatts]

I am squished into the remaining half a space.

He went out 'for a quick drink' after work, which I thought meant he would be home an hour or so later than normal. He rolled in at 10:30, scarfed a ham roll, then poured himself a glass of wine and fell asleep without drinking it.

WIBU to hold his nose until he wakes up, so I can tell him to go to bed?

Or should I finish the rest of the wine and go to bed myself, leaving him on the sofa?

erm assuming you are both adults do what the fuck you like ...hth x

Ltb

Drink his wine and take yourself to bed

mine is snoring on the sofa too.... I'm more tempted to leave him there and go to bed

My dp's currently fast asleep on the sofa downstairs, my logic is I'm not waking him up when I can have the bed to myself

I shouldn't bother posting really seeing as gordy's posted the answer to your dilemma already

But as I'm here, I'd be torn between booting him off just to see whether he notices or getting off to bed where you can spread out and not be bothered with his snoring.

Thinking about it I'd probably leave him be.

Very, very quietly leave the room and go to bed. He will wake up at 3am, down the glass of wine then come to bed. By that point you should be sound asleep and impervious to his snores.

Tomorrow morning say 'I tried to wake you darling but you were dead to the world'

Actually, this sounds like a plan for me!

Pass his wine over. I'll have it, since neither of you has had the sense to drink it.

Actually, it sounds like a plan for the whole of MN. Shall we all sneak off to bed leaving MN Towers sleeping on the sofa?