To ltb over this (lighthearted)

[starfishmummy]

Our Fridge freezer is in a utility room. Dh was the last person to go in there last night. This morning I have found the door ajar.

My multipack of pistachio Magnums is now mush.

I have to pack his bags and change the locks don't I??

YANBU. On the other hand, you could put a combination lock on the fridge which would both resolve the problem and punish him Also make him buy you two packs of Magnums as compensation.

Pistachio? It was a mercy killing.

Get him to replace with the salted caramel ones AND the champagne ones

Why are you asking us?

Mop up any nasty melt-water with his pillow and eat the ice cream with some cake call the police

Stuff the mush in his gob. Or the other end of his alimentary canal.

Unless of course you think that's what he would enjoy!

Andrew, I have no desire to get near enough to "the other end if his alimentary canal" to find out if he would like it or not!

ltb.
In the Spice Girl film (which I still have on VHS) magnums were used as currency to convince the girls to help out. They were going to get one each. a WHOLE BOX ruined is utterly, utterly abhorrent.

Did someone say salted caramel magnums??

Kill him. Claim self defence. Tell the truth. No jury would convict.

your lucky
mine put MARMITE on his bacon sandwich -

haa they are amazing! Just a warning, one box is not enough....

Hope your fridge-freezer still works...my DS left the freezer door ajar years ago and it was totally FUBARed and needed to buy a new one. He wasn't popular for some time afterwards.

As a result, I always check the doors on the fridge and freezer before I go up at night and go daft if DS or DH allow the doors to swing shut instead of ensuring they are properly shut.

YANBU...

on the plus side, the lack of Magnums will give you space to hide the body.

what is he playing at???