Aibu to want to sew his mouth shut?

[Wheelerdeeler]

Dh is munching and crunching a large bag if crisps.

I'm on slimming world.

No court would convict right?

Ask him for a few ?

How have your syns been all week & when's weigh in? You may be able to have a handful.

Thankfully I don't like the flavour he has.

He's also watching pirates of the carribean which I hate.

And intercepting the crunching with sniffing.

I should just LTB :(

When DH eats an entire packet of biscuits with his bloody slappy, smacking sounds, I want to do the same. It's a time when I could truly consider leaving him.

Misophonia the sound of anyone eating gives me violent thoughts. I have to leave the room if there's apples or crisps involved.

Following the crisps he had toast.

Then the farting started.

How big was the bag would it go over his head?

YANBU

Oh don't get me started my dh sounds like a cement mixer on full pelt. It's like his gob is this never ending caven that echoes the food noises off it's walls.

He had muller rice tonight and eats it without a spoon so sort of sucks it in to his mouth, you have no idea how stabby that makes me feel, plus he's a spoonyfucker.