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To be horrified and devastated at state of things down below? WAY TMI warning!!!!

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iamnotacoward · 08/07/2014 16:31

So I was doing some maintenance down below. And got out the mirror to make sure it was all nice and neat. I have not looked properly down there since birth of ds who is now 2.
I actually feel as if I am in some sort of surreal nightmare and am going to wake up soon. I can't stop crying, I am so appalled.
TMI ALERT!
Firstly, at the top inside there is what looks like a mini vagina inside my actual vagina. Like a big hanging flap of skin with large opening. It is not a uterine prolapse- I have had a good feel and cervix is where it should be. Then all around the bottom of vaginal entrance is a cluster if horrible polyp type things. And everything is all pushed together rather than there being a normal opening.
I am going to gp tomorrow. I can't believe what it looks like. I feel so horrified and full of self disgust!! Did anyone else ever look down there and get a shock!? I know this is revolting so please don't post anything mean....

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holidayseeker · 08/07/2014 21:50

I have the polyp type things and I asked my gp to check for me and they said all fine and can come following stitches.

JellybeansInTheSky · 08/07/2014 21:51

iamnotacoward, I am almost certain that the mini vagina that you describe is completely normal and is in fact your urethra (where the wee comes out). It does look like a bit like the cervix but it is inside the inner labia rather than right inside the vagina.

iamnotacoward · 08/07/2014 22:19

Jelly beans, I am going to have another look now!

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iamnotacoward · 08/07/2014 22:34

Oh my god!!! My mini vagina is actually my urethra, I checked against a diagram! How could I not have known this???? Thank you Jellybeans! I was actually going to ask my gp to sew it up!

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ihatethecold · 08/07/2014 22:40

Ooh don't do that!

EmmaLL25 · 08/07/2014 22:42

sexperienceuk.channel4.com/private-parts/female-genitals

Vagina gallery.

iamnotacoward · 08/07/2014 22:43

I can't believe I have been freaking out for two days over my pee hole.

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MyFairyKing · 08/07/2014 22:45

Am I the only one who has never really looked and is not curious because mine looks nothing like those casts or the pictures?!

SquigglySquid · 08/07/2014 22:45

Grin I had to run and check mine out. It looks almost the same. A bit different but not bad looking, just different looking.

You know what? Vaginas are fucking weird looking anyway.

The important question is if it still feels fine. If it does, don't worry about it. :)

mineofuselessinformation · 08/07/2014 22:49

The 'polyp' type things are probably where the tissue is more 'lax' than it was.... I had something that looked rather like a sea urchin Blush!

SquigglySquid · 08/07/2014 22:49

Am I the only one who has never really looked and is not curious because mine looks nothing like those casts or the pictures?!

Mine doesn't either. Hmm

But I think that's the point, those casts are so wildly different that it just shows that everyone is made differently.

Bifauxnen · 08/07/2014 23:03

it's where it is so you don't have to look at it surely? Confused
what has possessed you all?

Queenofknickers · 08/07/2014 23:10

Mine has changed erm.... "Colour" since having children - anyone else?

Nannyplumismymum · 08/07/2014 23:11

Well big thankyou to the lady who posted Great Wall of vagina.

I have studied all 9 panels on there and I now feel more reassured about my labia.

There was a lady on there with 9 piercings in his labia Shock

JellybeansInTheSky · 08/07/2014 23:14

iamnotacoward, the internet is sometimes a wonderful thing! Glad to have been able to help.

Nannyplumismymum · 08/07/2014 23:14

I can't ignore it though ... Especially after watching Vagina Monologues. It has a mind of its own and I can't neglect it!

iamnotacoward · 08/07/2014 23:14

One of mine was longer than the other till I was about 16. I used to pull it every time I went to the loo.

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iamnotacoward · 08/07/2014 23:16

Jellybeans, you have very definitely done your good Freddie the day!

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TheSpottedZebra · 08/07/2014 23:16

Am I the only one who has never really looked and is not curious because mine looks nothing like those casts or the pictures?!

I read that as '...those cats' Hmm

Opticians soon I think.
I am sorta glad I had a cs with giant DC2, although my stomach looks like someone's played a bad joke on it.

Nannyplumismymum · 08/07/2014 23:16

O lord those vulvas on the other link look like baboonsBlush

TheSpottedZebra · 08/07/2014 23:17

Oh, that was meant to be a confused face not a humphy face. Why did I do humphy face???

Bifauxnen · 08/07/2014 23:17

"his labia" Hmm

Happydaysatlastforthebody · 08/07/2014 23:21

Ffs.

I am far far too busy enjoying sex. 4 kids down the line, from 24 to 14 and have to say it's the best ever.

Put your mirror down and get your man there! Smile

Happydaysatlastforthebody · 08/07/2014 23:26

Jesus just looked at the link!!!

Unless you are shagging yourgynaecologist and he likes a harsh light why the holy hell would you look at that?

Candles, wine, get it on.

BOFster · 08/07/2014 23:33

I remember looking at what my GP had written in my notes at my six week check (I'd had a tear during labour). The words UNFORTUNATE COSMETIC RESULT leapt at me from the page...I felt really shit about it until I'd seen a lovely female consultant gynaecologist who told me I was perfectly normal. And DP reliably informs me that I'm beautiful and he "should know" as he spends enough time down there Grin. So try not to let it get you down.

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