On the train home and sitting opposite this complete wanker who is sitting chewing his gum as loudly as he physically can. His mouth is slopping open and shut and I can actually see the gum rolling around in there. Every half minute or so he's pulling it over his tongue and blowing it into a bubble, popping it loudly.
I hate sloppy chewing sounds almost as much as I hate gum.
WIBU to forcibly remove it from his mouth and shove it into the nearest available orifice?
(Note: I know there are bigger things to worry about, please don't biscuit me!)