to think that 101 is for reporting police matters, which do NOT include

[Fideliney]

teenagers innocently entering parks, people removing their clothes in their own bedrooms or legally parked cars on public roads?

Blimey, it's all kicked off here and the cat has gone out on another forage.

Fid the spelling thing was a joke....

I could take a look later I know it's alluded to go the thread linked here. Basically woman and child walking down the street...van driver shouts boo out the window laughs and drives off.kid is upset as she got a fright and mother wants to know if she should report to the company. Someone says no, report to 101 as is common assault.

My apologies again - I've reread my post and can see precisely what Pumpkin means. I've reported it and have asked to have it removed.

Once again - I'm very sorry, Pumpkin.

I thought I'd heard it somewhere else, then I thought I was imagining things Take. (I was joking about the spelling too )

I'm reporting us both so for joking about on a thread..

I hadn't seen the naked neighbour one, what was he doing, just wandering around his house? If that was the case I think I'd have a quiet word, I sometimes forget when the lights are on in the house I can't see out but people can see in, though thankfully I don't roam naked!!

If he was stood in the window, purposely staring into my house and pulling on it like a monkey at a mango tree then yeah, I'd call 101 (after pointing and laughing)

Can I lighten the mood by telling you all my most embarrassing 'someone needs to inform the police' story?

I was at a management meeting for my office, and one of the other managers pipes up 'I think there's been a scruffy little car abandoned in our carpark. Foggy, can you call the police to ask them to take it away?'

I was a bit surprised as I worked the early shift and the carpark was always empty when I came in to park my... oh.

I had it washed that weekend.

DH used to helicopter his penis for a laugh. That's before gravity and stories about Nick Nolte's scrotum-lift set in.

Injunctions are incredibly expensive. I would be seriously attracted to a man who could afford one.

Not that it would make me want to stay with him. Just that the fact that he could afford one might make it worth the settlement

the naked neighbour was naked in his flat at 11:30pm chatting to his girlfriend, and the MNer was ogling him using a telescope from the opposite flat