Tesco Chocolate Processed Dairy Slice...

[PotatoPolly]

...aka 'chocolate cheese slice'

What?!

Anyone else tried them?

WTF?

How to ruin good chocolate...

Why? Why? Why?

Someone obviously watched Rastamouse...

Isn't it to put in a toasted sandwich to get a sweet filling rather than savoury?

So the chocolate equivalent of a Kraft single?

I saw these and was so confused! What do you do with them???!

Roll them up in a pancake? Maybe

Do you have them after cheesey peas?

squeezy cheesy peas fuckery ?!

Yuck. Is this a real thing?

On a crumpet? Or toasted teacake?

Blast Polly I was just going to mention "easy peasy squeezy cheesey peas"

chocolate cheese slices eh?
Sounds almost worth stressing out the gallstone for.
Except, I bet it isn't

vom face

ooh I love chocolate, I'm fond of cheese and processed is just marvellous what you need sometimes. this combination though, does not sound good.

In some parts of Asia, chocolate and cheese are a perfectly reasonable combo (like cheese and tomato here).

However itis neither good choc nor good cheese, so why bother? Definitely boak-worthy.

Love chocolate. Love cheese. Absolutely hate the thought of these!!!

Like pine too.....

Euwww

Yuk at the thought. Mine hated the milka philadephia as well.

The thing is, it's not really cheese is it? They can't call them cheese because there is no cheese in them. Therefore this must actually just be a melty plasticky chocolate slice. It's not actually a chocolate and cheese combination.