To think that something's wrong if u can't afford breakfast for your children

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A friends neighbour constantly says she can't afford her childrens breakfast - the school have started a breakfast club and the children attend for free . Which is good.
Iv been on benifits but how can you not afford breakfast - it's surely the cheapest and easiest meal ? I know some children won't have breakfast but this isn't the case - she claims she can't afford it - makes u wonder what they get for tea

A degree in penile massage? Why was I not informed of this possibility?

And what's wrong with having a degree in penile massage from the university of utah?

Presactly.

I'm just waiting for the next spectacular drip feed.

Like Eastenders this, just slightly even less believable.

I hope she ain't got a telly.

Thanks so much

What does one do about practice? When one doesn't, er, have one?

Oh my symbols are all a muddle on this phone