To issue a siren and sound a klaxon for those of us that once played together across the boards

[Hullygully]

Perhaps I am...but where are they now?

Come hither lamented playmates and fill my heart with joy and laughter.

I actually wrote that song but it was nicked off me.

Fuckers.

I missed Penis beaker, and the wolef thing.

I'm sure I saw MmeDefarge when I looked in recently.

Might have been a foody thing. She'll not turn down the catering for the ball once she hears of it.

You should make that Llewellyn-Bowened thing an anecdote and start a thread, kickass- it already sounds more credible than most of the stories in aibu today.

Arf at Newt, proper funny

Hellair Hully

yy to ennui, scroll scroll, nope, get AWAY, whatevs, boring, BTDT, etc etc. bleh.

Was roundly turned on by a poster recently, just because I linked to a child development site I thought might give insight into the OP's child's behaviour so now I just fucking give up.

[takes ball, tucks under arm, stalks orf]

I have to keep the garlic, Hully, no-one would recognise me without my signature fragrance. I've seen MmeDefarge recently, too. Wonder if she's namechecked us all in her tricot?

I think MmsDefarge might be up to her bosoms in Musketeers.

Or that might be someone else.

I've seen her recently though.

Dear Newt, saw your name the other day and thought it must be you.

I've just noticed the Ball, but am avoiding it on account of fear of getting sucked in (oo-er).

Hi Miss Fids; MmeD's already on that thread dispensing fondant fancies (or summat).

Thank you Princess - I've now found it. I'll get sucked in for you, as it were.

and

all these old names...i found this site when i was on mat leave with my first, exhausted, lonely, and suddenly here were all these funny women

you'll never know, but you got me through some grindingly hard days

tbf someone is probably thinking that about some posters now, but 2007 was the peak of wit and effervescence to me

This is more like Days Of Yore- a rare jewel among the turds.

Has anyone seen Educating Rita? ( Julie Walters/Michael caine)

She goes to live with a flat mate who swans around in a caftan with scarf in her hair and puts on "Mhala" (sp) and says as its blaring out...." dont you just love Malha"....

Anyway I always think Hully is wandering round like this, fag in hand, drink in the other, palm pot plants...mulling over lifes oddities.....

You are so not a newbie derek

What is Malha?

And I don't smoke no more.

The drink, I'll grant you. And the mulling, definitely the mulling.

Sometimes there's a little musing too, perhaps some rue, even a touch of melancholy.

Who are you Derek, I feel I should know

Hi Hully, Hey Fids....

Yo Ice. Ther eis a ball, you know..

Thanks for the lonkBoffy, love hookgate

link. with a space after it

Ello then love!

Tis I, Cheerful, same as ever was. :)