To issue a siren and sound a klaxon for those of us that once played together across the boards

[Hullygully]

Perhaps I am...but where are they now?

Come hither lamented playmates and fill my heart with joy and laughter.

I actually wrote that song but it was nicked off me.

Fuckers.

ooh. I just got deleted for troll hunting!

What? Where?
How am I missing it all, I'm right fucking here?!

I think I love you Dolly.

Sugru will save me from sending my leaky walking boots away to be fixed, resulting in a couple of weeks of barefoot dog walks.

Dog and cowshit between your toes is not pleasant.

Ooh, what did you actually say, Saggy? I am the very model of subtle ambiguity when poking trolls so I can pull when accused. In my dreams. I am clunkingly obvious, especially when I Extend new posters a welcome...did anyone see his last effort, btw? He had a go on two threads; one garnered just five replies, and the other was about the same if you exclude the sockies.

D- must try harder!
subtlety is my strong point!
got any linkies?

That would've very naughty, and I am a model MN citizen

yes. and I'm Isabella Rossellini.

I've just bought myself a cooker off facebook. I'm excited. Although it's old it differs from my current one which mainly works on the basis I plead with it.

Randall

stupid pointless hilarious banter is such a fun part of MN - I really hate the fuckers who get all whiney and offended coz others just get on with it.
(not you, obv)

in other news we had burgers and chips for dinner (takeaway) and I did the hormonal pg thing of totally loosing it and being hysterical over my missing can of Fanta.
I actually cried.
I called them up that I was very unhappy about the situation.
the guy was here in 3 mins and I was content again.
[special snowflake]

definitely last baby. I am not doing this. ever again.
(all remind me next year this time when broodiness is likely to hit me in the face)

Saggy

Congratulations on baby, well done!

How many is this Zing?

Number Seven.
also the name I chose for baby.

If you consider number eight I will insist you name change to ZingThePringle.

Zing congratulations right back. I think Septimus is quite nice.

Was thinking about you Zing the other day. Good to see your size is ever increasing!

The bloody puppy has eaten my shoe

They always pick your favourite shoes too.

Seven?!

You have more children than I have shoes.

Hullykins I luffs you and you were nice to me once before I went grey I think and again since,

They do Honey

Sugru is the saviour of many things in this house
I so wish I was on commission