to want to shove peas up dhs nostrils

[dancestomyowntune]

Because he is asleep. And worse, snoring. Loudly. And I can't sleep. Too bloody hot!

Mines snoring as well, I can hear him through the wall.

Do the peas.

Do the peas. Report back to let us know what happened.

YWBU to shove peas up.
What if they're smaller than his nostril and start whistling in there.
Put tampons instead. :)

Would love to do the peas... My DPs snoring is getting worse or maybe it's just getting to me more

I recommend balled up socks as projectiles, usually shocks them into shutting up for a moment!

My DP is snoring, unusually. Also drooling blood! It could be worse.

Should I use socks or tampons?

Tampons work a treat!

Drooling blood? Umm, shouldn't you be a bit worried, letter?

Peas would create more of a vibrato effect.

I am contemplating the full rhinectomy which I think I could achieve silently during the night using my razor and tweezers.

DP had the gall to ask the other day whether we could get some sort of acoustic insulation in our room (we've just converted the loft and you can hear a bit of traffic noise through the eaves).

Acoustic insulation? Acoustic insulation?! That'll be smothering him with pillows then.

Heh. He's had a skin graft, stitches, etc. in his mouth, so the blood is normal. But a bit surreal.