Skid marks in boxers, completely avoidable or a fact of life

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I need cheering up, a crazy lady crashed into me on a roundabout this morning at 9.30 and im still constantly on the phone to insurers etc trying to sort it all out.

Anyway yes skid marks. Does anyone else's husband etc produce skid-marked boxers.

Is it a man thing?

Is it laziness?

Have you ever skid-marked ?

Discuss.....

Buy him a pack of andrex wet toilet wipes. Job done.

I was enjoying my sheek kebab before I started reading this thread

Also, it IS easier to get Klingons with a hairy arse

my ex did. boak

Sorry, let's rewind here.

hiddenhome, your ex used to deliberately shit his pants because he was too lazy to go to the loo?!

Dh never left any and he the only one I washed men's underwear of.

I don't think it's a big deal once in a blue moon. A regular occurance is another story.

DH does this all the time - I resort to leaving them soaking in a bucket.

I did wonder how he thought this was even remotely acceptable, then MIL came to stay and done the same bloomin' thing!! (And then put the crusty pants straight in to my washing machine!!)

How did you come to be examining your mil's dirty knickers?!

I could SEE them going round and round in the washing machine. The next week she left them on the floor dirty side up. Bed sheets were also a give away!

Wipe yourself twice, and then no problem ever happens.

I am now wondering whether you are married to my ex, who's speciality was getting into bed naked and leaving a skid down the length of the sheet. We did not go out for long.

No other grown man whose underwear I have ever been familiar with has left skids. Urgh.

Oh, but you MUST all watch !!

Yup. Skids in pants, on sheets, in the backs of jeans and once on the sofa!!!!
And yes we are still married.

Meloria toilet paper is really quite gross, and might wipe away mess but certainly doesn't leave you clean. Think of it like this, if a bird did a poo on your arm would you wipe it with tissue or a baby wipe? Tissue leaves... remnants -vomit-

My dh has done one once (that I know of) and I discovered it while chatting to my mum on the phone and sorting washing. I burst into laughter and couldn't stop - my poor mum didn't have a clue what was going on and I've never enlightened her. If it was a regular thing I would find it disgusting, but a one off was quite funny - I called him skidmark for a couple of days. I was much younger btw, early 20's, would probably be more mature about it now!

Is it regular sharts or poor wiping?

DH does not do this. He is very clean. Quite often I hear him in the toilet (not everything just the flush!) then I hear the shower going on

Doesn't it ITCH?

Neither dh nor ds or even exp have ever produced a skid mark. That's gross!

If he has a lot of arse pubes maybe that's the (very disgusting) issue. Ask him if he'd trim? But no, it's not normal to walk around with a shitty arse all day

Oh and I forgot. On his towel after he has had a shower.

Do I win a prize?

Does he have a particularly hairy arse? If so it can be very difficult to get clean down there, this can be compounded by cheap toilet roll that just smears the shit over your arsehole.

Post of the year.

Oh fuck me, it's going to be one of those threads that has me crying laughing & DH going

Dunno about his under crackers-I don't examine, just shove them in machine.