Skid marks in boxers, completely avoidable or a fact of life

[tallulahturtle]

I need cheering up, a crazy lady crashed into me on a roundabout this morning at 9.30 and im still constantly on the phone to insurers etc trying to sort it all out.

Anyway yes skid marks. Does anyone else's husband etc produce skid-marked boxers.

Is it a man thing?

Is it laziness?

Have you ever skid-marked ?

Discuss.....

I have only once found a small skid mark in DP's boxers.
he said and i quote "oh there must of been a cling-on stuck in my arse hair"

dirty bastard.

I dont think OP thought the thread would turn out like this!

GoringBit PLEASE expand on the Norwood flower-pot incident...

turtley

Okay ephemeralfairy, but I need a good 10 minutes and a stiff drink to prepare myself.

Drinkfeck

?? surely you are not envious of my partners cling-ons and hairy arse?

disgusting
no it's not a fact of life, it's lazyness unless he has very short arms and can't reach.

Skid marked pants are incredibly useful when you find your husband on a fuck buddy networking site and he's a bit useless so has predictable passwords.

You turn them inside out photograph them and set the photo as his profile pic

NeedsAsockamnesty Really??!

I had an ex who did this - just one of the reasons he's an ex!!
It's gross and and lazy and he could at least wash them himself the dirty fecker!

he needs this

Unless it was a rarity or he has some medical condition that causes leakage etc, he needs to reevaluate his wiping method. If it was a regular occurrence I'd just think he was a dirty bastard.

Not normal and totally disgusting.

Poo, wipe, check, keep wiping and checking until you are clean!

The only skid marks you should have seen today were the ones on the tarmac. Tell DH he will be scrubbing his own grundies until he can learn to wipe his backside like a two year old can.

Sorry, ephemeralfairy, having connection woes, but will relate my Norwood Flowerpot Poo drama when I can...

My ex partner used to poo his pants and leave the poo in there. He'd have to chuck them out. He didn't have any medical problems and wasn't a typically scruffy person.

Nope, DH has IBS and still doesn't. DS is clean and tidy too. Actually the last time we had poo messes DS had appendicitis- when itching itis allowable .

Eh?? When it i think it's allowable! Stupid fat fingers and autocorrect.

MY XH often had skid marks on his undies.
Not a pleasant memory.

That is unacceptable lazyness.
Lidl sell moist toilet tissue that is cheap, soft and flushable.
No excuse for stinky underpants.

My ex partner used to poo his pants and leave the poo in there. He'd have to chuck them out. He didn't have any medical problems and wasn't a typically scruffy person

WTAF?

Never put babywipes down the loo. They block the drains.

There could be a number of causes, not just being a clarty bastard.

Does he have a particularly hairy arse? If so it can be very difficult to get clean down there, this can be compounded by cheap toilet roll that just smears the shit over your arsehole.

Moist wipes and better quality toilet roll might sort the problem.

WTF. Donyou all examine every piece of clothing before washing?

I just grab it and bung it all in the machine.