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Aibu to ask how clean is your house?

151 replies

Itisafact · 12/06/2014 21:44

Not a thread about a thread but inspired by another thread...how often do you clean, is your house showhome style, or organically dirty Grin.

Just being nosy really and wondering where I am on the clean house scale.

OP posts:
Billynomates71 · 13/06/2014 00:32

My house is happily a bit grubby. Dh and I both work ft, 4kids, 3dogs, 5horses and many sheep, leaves not a lot of time for housework.

I hate dusting. I Hoover at weekends and clean the bathrooms.

We are just in final stages of decorating house after building an extension (3yrs ago, it's taken us a while), and I have promised myself once the kitchen is refitted (final job, August!) I will get a cleaner.

appealtakingovermylife · 13/06/2014 00:33

I'm very ocd about cleaning, my house is tiny but normally spotless.
today was a big day for me and I was out of the house all day. I picked dd up from preschool, she smeared ice cream all over the patio windows, made a big mess, ds came home from school starving as usual, crumbs everywhere, uniform thrown on floor.
Then tea time, washed dishes and did the kids bedtime routine and thought "sod it" I'm not doing anymore I'm having a day off.
Now I can't wait until the morning to clean. It's unsettling me knowing the place is a shit tip:)
My mum is the same,so was her mum. Would love to not care but I do. I even fold my dirty washing before putting it in the laundry baskets, weird or what!

Philoslothy · 13/06/2014 00:33

I am not chained to a sink. I have far more free time than my husband. My life is so easy it is embarrassing,

This morning I did about three hours of housework. I was done by midday and that includes a leisurely breakfast in the sun while I read the papers and listening to the radio while feeding dd.

I then rode my horse, met friends for a late lunch. This evening I went to am art exhibition with some other friends and then and home and read for a while.

Hardly a life of drudgery.

Bluebelljumpsoverthemoon · 13/06/2014 00:37

It gets a bit messy when dd pulls all her toys out but it's never more than five minutes away from spotless. I hoover the carpets twice a day, mop the tiles and wood floors twice a day, go over the skirting boards, wipe every surface and door, tidy everything away as I go, do three to four loads of laundry a day... I don't iron though!!

I like a clean, tidy house. It doesn't take too long when you have a routine to keep on top of it.

PrincessBabyCat · 13/06/2014 00:40

It is cluttered, but there's no food or anything else that could be a health hazard.

DH has informed me his relatives are visiting me tomorrow while he's at work. I'm trying to clean while dealing with a fussy baby. I know they won't mind the mess, but I'd like to tidy up at least a little for them. :)

careeristbitchnigel · 13/06/2014 00:41

philoslothy you don't work though you said ? That's a bit different to someone working 60 odd hours like me spending all their free time cleaning

Philoslothy · 13/06/2014 00:56

I am on maternity leave although my inherently lazy nature means I might no return to work. Before that I worked about. 12-15 hours a day .

Berryglitter · 13/06/2014 01:03

It's usually pretty tidy and clean, not a show home but ok. At the moment it's a dump (any local people who want to give me a hand?) purely because I had a miscarriage and got dumped the next day, so have been wallowing in self pity since.

sandgrown · 13/06/2014 07:26

Philo what does everyone else in your house do to help? If your DSS away why do you clean his room every week? Sounds like OP you need to step back a bit. As an older MN member had a few friends become ill recently and realised life really is too short.

Ragwort · 13/06/2014 07:33

I never understand why people complain about the time spent doing housework but then give a long list of pets that they have Confused - fine, if you love animals then surely you just have to accept that you need to do a lot of housework.

PeresteckBalveda · 13/06/2014 07:43

well, it's been organically dirty for the last year to the extent I got told off by our cleaner yesterday who has just returned to us after a (budget inspired) yearlong break.

I hate cleaning. It gives me the existential heebie jeebies. I also dislike dirt but that doesn't seem to provoke quite the same descent into the void so the dirt generally wins. Still am very pleased we can now afford to have a cleaner again.

Itisafact · 13/06/2014 07:44

Thank you all, it's really made me think about things. I've realised that as dh has always said I'm cleaning things that are already clean.

berry Thanks

ragwort I only have 2 dogs and I'm not complaining about the housework just wanted to get an idea of whats an ok condition for a house to be in.

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LearnerM0ther · 13/06/2014 07:45

I did NOWT yesterday. Got us ready, went to town to buy big paddling pool, arsed about trying to find pump for said paddling pool, blew up paddling pool by lung power and sat in the sunshine watching DS spray the hose Smile
I'll pull my finger out today, but really.. Life is too short! If the sun shines, it might have to wait till tomorrow. The mop will still be there.
Oh, and I don't work. I used to love my house being clean and tidy but the way I see it is DS is much more fun and won't be forever! When he watches full length films / goes to nursery / plays computer games, I'll clean more. Grin

JapaneseMargaret · 13/06/2014 07:50

I'm way more interested in keeping it tidy, as opposed to scrupulously clean.

I mean, it is clean, but it could be cleaner. Dust bunnies under the sofa, fridge shelves not exactly spotless, etc.

But quite honestly, I think this is a feminist issue. Why should I lose sleep and waste elbow grease over dust bunnies, when men do nothing of the sort? I agree with nigel. Life is way too short for that shiz.

Sunnymeg · 13/06/2014 07:53

Mine is not really that clean, but I have a deformed spine and can only do so much everyday. It is things like using a carpet sweeper rather than a vacuum which make the difference, as a vacuum is too heavy for me to push, but the results, with a sweeper, aren't that good. DH vacuums at the weekend but that is all. Also I can't lean over to scrub baths that sort of thing, so DH has a blitz at the weekend. We used to have a cleaner when DS was a baby/toddler, but DH hasn't had pay rise for seven years and we couldn't afford to keep her on.

LearnerM0ther · 13/06/2014 08:03

Dust bunnies?? Grin I've never heard that one before.
..Mine must be dust dogs.. [embarrassed]

Metalgoddess · 13/06/2014 09:48

I do a clean every fortnight which takes about 2 hours. I do some stuff day to day like wiping down kitchen surfaces but that's all. Hoover once a week. Life's too short for cleaning all the time, much better things to do with my time. House is reasonably clean and tidy,but not showhome standard.

Preciousbane · 13/06/2014 09:58

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careeristbitchnigel · 13/06/2014 10:54

This thread makes me sad, we don't seem to have deviated very far from cleaning=wimmin's work

cheerybear · 13/06/2014 10:58

I am not very clean and tidy, neither is my husband (although he is a better than i am), we employ a cleaner to clean up for us as it frees up our time to do things we want to do.

D0oinMeCleanin · 13/06/2014 10:59

Ime men are only rubbish at housework when their partners/mothers make excuses for them.

Being in possession of a penis does not effect your ability to tackle cleaning.

Mess and my exes inability to do anything about the mess he created is one of the main reasons we split. I do much less cleaning now there's only me to do it.

Itisafact · 13/06/2014 11:20

My dh isn't too bad, he will do the dishes mope the floor etc but he doesn't clean as thoroughly as me.

OP posts:
Rosebug258 · 13/06/2014 12:59

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Rosebug258 · 13/06/2014 13:03

The adult rooms (my bedroom & bathroom are spotless) have a bit of an obsession about keeping them child free & clean :)

The kids room are clean but generally toys everywhere, I normally do a quick tidy up at the end of the day

Kitchen, clean but a mess as is our lounge I try to tidy as I go but doesn't always happen and my actual living space kitchen and lounge are tiny in comparison to the rest of the house with little storage so it always looks cluttered.

House is cleaned on a Sunday from top to bottom and as much as I can during the week.

Would love to have a show home house but with 2 kids, 2 dogs and 3 cats it's never going to happen

careeristbitchnigel · 13/06/2014 13:20

I've been thinking over the modern obsession wtih cleaning a lot this morning, prompted by this thread, and mulling over "cleaning as a feminist issue".

100 years ago our grandmothers would have spent all day doing the family's washing, scrubbing it, pushing it about in a bowl, putting it through the mangle, hanging it out to dry and ironing it it using an iron they had to heat up on the fire they had to light and stoke. Cleaning of any sort was backbreaking, hard work with no products or labour saving devices. Just look at how the people in "The Victorian House" struggle to adjust to the work required to keep a home clean. When labour saving devices were introduced it freed women from the daily grind of keeping a house clean(ish), feeding her family and keeping their clothes in a state of not-too-griminess. This allowed women to educate themselves, work or spend the time they would have spent scrubbing the hearth doing something more satisfying. It allowed women to spread their wings and investigate the world out there.

However, I now feel that women are under huge pressures to keep their houses in an excessive states of tidiness and cleanliness. From TV advertising to layouts in magazines like "Good Housekeeping", to blogs like Martha Stewarts with tips on topics like "preparedness for the Apocalypse" we are constantly barraged with the idea that we have to keep an immaculate house and only lazy women have dirty floors. It trickles down all through society to the point where you have women like the OP wondering if vacuuming the floor twice a day is enough. The free time that we have gained in being able to stick a load in the washing machine should now apparently used for ensuring that your kitchen cupboard doors are polished to a surgical level - it hasn't gained us anything at all. Plenty of women out there seem to be spending as much, if not more, time cleaning as our great-grandmothers, despite apparently being "liberated" from housework by Dysons, fridges and other gadgets. It's as if women are bound by invisible chains to the idea that They Must Clean All The Time. Except they aren't cleaning to a basic, decent level of cleanliness - they are cleaning to a level expected in a hospital or commercial kitchen. It's not necessary and it's certainly not healthy. The obsession with cleaning certainly doesn't seem to be a societal thing because I've met few men that give a toss if the bathroom mirror is immaculately streak free as long as they can see their face to shave. Which makes me reach the conclusion that society is, albeit more subtly, still consigning women to the kitchen sink because that's their role. How many men do you see in cleaning adverts (unless they are having the mickey taken out of their cleaning efforts) ? The subliminal message is always "women clean".

But whose benefit is this for ? The OP herself admits that it doesn't make her happy, it's causing arguments between herself and her DH because he is fed up with her constant cleaning. Why carry on doing something that doesn't really improve the quality of your life and actually makes it unhappier ? For who ? What ? I know the answer for me was that I was constantly trying to win some sort of imaginary competition with my friends that "I have the cleanest house of all of you" but actually none of them could have given the tiniest shit. I used to clean for hours before my Mum and Dad came round then as I got more confident as a housekeeper thought "actually Mum's house is just comfortably clean, this is not impressing her and she'd rather I was sitting talking to her than polishing the shelves". I have come to the conclusion that, as long as you don't live in a "wipe your feet on the way out" house, that people actually really don't notice your cleanliness or don't care. And actually I don't care if my friend thinks my skirting boards are a bit grimy - but she wouldn't because surely a friend would not make judgements about your house.

it seems to me that actually the only winners out of this race for operating theatre levels of cleanliness are the companies that sell cleaning products. Who have very sucessfullly managed to make a large percentage of the population believe that they need cleaning kits for every room, 5 different sprays, room fragrancers, a million different products and cloths instead a small selection of 5-6 products for your whole house.

I encourage you all to Set yourselves free. OP, instead of cleaning tonight, why not just leave your floor until tomorrow and go out for a walk with your DH ? Or have a drink in a country pub ? Or relax in the garden ?
What have you always wanted to learn/do ? Maybe you wish you had time to learn embroidery or train bonsai - if you cut down your 3 hours a day cleaning to one you could do this. Life is too short and has too much on offer to spend your free time repeatedly mopping a clean floor