to think *I* should have been the topic of my DD's first power ballad...

[IceBeing]

not:

Celeryyyy oh celery!
I love you, I looooooove you.
I will rescue you,
In case you fall in the tea pot,
I will rescue you before the lid traps youuuuuuuuu!
I will catch you...like Daddy catches....in case you fall on the floooooooor.
I will rescue you, before you go in the bin.

All to the tune of something halfway between wind the bobbin up and twinkle.

Thanks a lot for that DD.

She doesn't even like celery.

Celery's shit, you're way better. One day she'll realise that and you'll come to understand that this was just a phase.

She was obviously just trying it out on celery to see how it went. She's really planning to sing it about you, she just wants to make sure it's perfect before doing so.

Depends.
Do you often fall in the teapot?
If so you ANBU.

Sounds like a hit to me.
Don't worry that you aren't in it. You'll profit from her talents in years to come.

I am gutted. I really really REALLY hate celery.

just a little ditty about Mog tonight...still nothing about me...

YANBU. Celery is the new Yoko.