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AIBU?

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to have had a very saucy dream about Steve Backshall last night?

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ClockWatchingLady · 05/06/2014 19:27

9/10 for ferocity.

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BeamMeUpSnotty · 05/06/2014 19:54

YANBU. I'd go there.

Filimou · 05/06/2014 19:59

Maybe theres something in the air.....I seem to be having dirty dirty dreams about Chris Martin....not usually my type but jebus its hot! Grin Grin

emms1981 · 05/06/2014 20:07

I'm always having dreams about simon baker

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ClockWatchingLady · 05/06/2014 20:11

Yep, it's never something to complain about...

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ClockWatchingLady · 05/06/2014 20:12

(Chris Martin would be very polite about it though, no?)

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SpottieDottie · 05/06/2014 20:12

YABU, he is mine! Grin

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ClockWatchingLady · 05/06/2014 20:13

You can have him tonight, Spottie Grin

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Filimou · 05/06/2014 20:16

Youd think so clock....but no. He was a dirty boy (who can do dirty things with a big mac....I need therapy no?)

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ClockWatchingLady · 05/06/2014 20:18

Yes, Fili, you need therapy. I diagnose a night with Big Steve.

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SpeedwellBlue · 05/06/2014 20:19

I love the word saucy. Grin Pure Barbara Windsor.

Filimou · 05/06/2014 20:20

How often do I take him clocks Wink

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ClockWatchingLady · 05/06/2014 20:26

Twice a day with food.

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TheSarcasticFringehead · 05/06/2014 20:29

Ugh, no. Did have a dream involving David Cameron once, but he was buying some chewing gum (I was working in a shop).

Filimou · 05/06/2014 20:42

Well, thanks to Chris Martin I'll not be taking him with a big mac clock

woosey35 · 05/06/2014 20:45

Simon Cowell was fab in my dreams!! Showed me a trick or two!! ;-))

Scrumpy100 · 05/06/2014 20:49

Well I had a dream once that I got off with John Prescott.... He was so rude I blushed when I saw him on telly the next day Blush

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ClockWatchingLady · 05/06/2014 20:50

I never realised how lucky I was with Steve till you two went putting images of Cameron and Cowell in my head. Bloody hell.

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ClockWatchingLady · 05/06/2014 20:50

Noooo! Not Prescott too....

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SpottieDottie · 06/06/2014 05:00

Why thank you Grin

SignoraStronza · 06/06/2014 05:43

YANBU. I've seen him brushed up against him at a show recently and he's just as shaggable irl. Really good speaker too. Made sure dc1 I had a front row seat.

SignoraStronza · 06/06/2014 05:43

YANBU. I've seen him brushed up against him at a show recently and he's just as shaggable irl. Really good speaker too. Made sure dc1 I had a front row seat.

Allice · 06/06/2014 09:07

Only sex celeb dream I ever had was about Meatloaf! He was wearing green velvet trousers and knee high green leather boots but he was amazing!
Meatloaf Confused

maninawomansworld · 06/06/2014 10:42

I'll tell him if you like - I'm sure he'll be flattered (I know him). Wink

Bigsooze · 06/06/2014 10:46

God, I wish you could choose who you have these dreams with, Steve would be great. I saw him in the flesh a couple of weeks ago, he is buff, his voice would get annoying though I feel... I had a rude dream with George Michael in a van once...

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ClockWatchingLady · 06/06/2014 12:07

Mmm... Meatloaf...

Thanks, maninawomansworld. You can tell him I've rated him on all his deadly criteria, and he's a definite 90% for machinery.

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