to ask the cats to budge up so I can fit into the bed

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or shall I just sleep on the floor?

YABU
Surely you know the cats take priority. You should know your place.

Yabu, it's their house, you may sleep in it but you'll neex to fit round them.

Open a tin of food or rattle the biscuits to tempt them to the kitchen then race back to bed before the little sods get there.

YABvvvvU if you move them! Sleep on the floor - I'm sure they will let you!

Joysmum I am SO glad I am not the only one who does this!

Yabu and you know it. Why are you mumsnetting when their are cats that need their every whim tending to.

ok, floor it is then..... I might ask very very nicely if I could have my pillow in exchange for some delicious tasty cat treats!

Don't ask. Lift them out of the way. They can fit in round you.

YABVU

You want your pillow?

You selfish cow! Depriving your cats of the opportunity to use a pillow should they so wish to?

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Just put it on the floor. It's got it's own bed. Just like you have.

You must still give them the treats though.

Don't deprive the poor little souls of the pillow

You have a duty to cater to every whim of your feline overlords!

And YY to still giving the treats!

The cats own you, once you accept that you will be happy.

Sorry OP, the answer's still the same....

No way-it's their bed!!

YABU. You need to understand the hierarchy. The bed belongs to the cats, not you

I spent last night inching away from the cat who followed me across the bed (he likes to play big spoon)
Ended up on the edge of the bed while he took up an entire super king size

Dogs have owners. Cats have servants. Know your place.

My cat has graciously allowed me to sleep in my own bed as long as she is asleep on top of me, could you try that?

Who he hell do you think you are.....wanting to sleep in your own bed!!
How very entitled

A cat stole my sunbed while on holiday so I had to get another one

I keep trying to buy bigger beds but I still end up perched on 6 inches on one side of them. I've given up now.

Bedzilla much! It's their bed. Know your place.