AIBU to think that this is a weird thing for my 17 year old ds to say!

[NotSuchASmugMarriedNow]

OK. My teenage kids have got some friends round tonight for a BBQ and a couple of drinks.

I just went upstairs to my bedroom and as I was in my bedroom, my 17 year old ds who had just been to the loo, walked across the landing towards his bedroom saying "right, it's my turn to sit on you bitch" to his gay friend who was in there.

I am flabbagasted! What does it mean?

He knew I heard him and just laughed it off and said I'm just joking, he didn't look at all embarresed!

Someone shed some light please!

Lordy I'd rather not know I think

If he didn't look embarrassed when you overheard then he was just joking and larking about, in high spirits.

It probably means what you think it means.

Make sure he knows that even gay sex needs to use protection.

They didn't look as though they were doing anything sexual at all, I mean they were fully clothed. didn't look embarresed either. just such an odd thing to say

God, I have no idea! I don't think I like the sound of it though.

He was probably trying to show off what a cool mum he has, that he felt comfortable saying a joke like that in front of you.

I wouldn't think anything of it, it could mean frigging anything. The teen lingo is lost on me these days.

Xbox maybe?

Oh, it's just banter. It's probably the sort of daft thing they say in acknowledgement that the friend is gay. I think if they were going to have sex, he'd be more subtle, and would appear embarrassed or worried that you'd heard. Relax!

No, he didn't know I was there when he said it, but he just laughed when he realised I was there.

As far as I know, ds is straight.

Might mean what you think it does, or maybe not .

FWIW, my sons ( 21 & 19 ) call each other "bitch" on occasion ,( which I think is very odd, ) but they say it's just a normal term of light abuse and doesn't really mean anything. Think it's just yoof speak.

Was he playing GTA?

It's banter OP.
It's coarse yes. But banter.

ok. i'll relax. Not a lot I can do anyway.

Jesus, it's like learning a new language having teenagers

Only just learnt this week what "hench" means!

He was probably just being flippant. Ask him tomorrow what he meant by it. If he wasn't embarrassed then I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.

Yes I think they were playing s omething on the xbox. Is that relevant?

He was joking with his friend.

What does 'hench' mean?
I'm totally not down with the kids!

I don't know what hench means either??

Think it's just banter

I'll tell you what YOLO means if you tell me what hench means.

Disclaimer-I also had to ask someone what YOLO meant (and LOL).

I know what yolo means but not hench.

Please can we have a down with the yoof dictionary?

I told a young child their shoes were funky today. I only hope she was too young to realise my gaff.

I'd say it was just banter.

My teens & their friends chat away in front of me & they might as well be speaking a foreign language as I can't understand half of what they say. I'm sure they do it deliberately.

"I told a young child their shoes were funky today. I only hope she was too young to realise my gaff."

Hench means strong, muscular, well-built. Aparently.

hench means big/strong/muscular eg. Arnold Schwarzenegger would be described as hench