to think if Nigella Lawson ever thinks she made a mistake divorcing Saatchi then..

[MrsMaturin]

This (sorry Daily Mail) story should be more than adequate to convince her otherwise. What a horrible man he is.

I'm sorry I don't believe anything I read in the tabloids, especially the DM.

What the fuck does their smoking and drinking have to do with anything too?

But I agree he's a horrible man anyway.

I've only skim read it, but they can't know what they were talking about can they?

Maybe she wasn't able to get the handbag she wanted because they'd sold out?

Who knows?

I did think he was a twat with Nigella though, so he's more than likely being a twat with Trinny too

Weird that it was the same table though.

I skimmed it to but you could have told any story just looking at those pictures. She could have been crying over anything.

Im so glad that I dont have paps following me - they'd probably paint me as a right mard arsed cow this last week or so.

A few months before the throttling incident the DM ran pictures of NL and CS at the same place. They were clearly having a row but the story was run with a totally anodyne story - presumably because of the lawyers...
It's his statements that are the really chilling bit. He still doesn't think he did anything wrong.

Why does she have a lawyer who can answer the press queries?

You would if you were stupid enough to be with Saatchi Effective.

Why do these people insist on airing their dirty laundry in public?

It's just bizarre.

How incompatible must you be, to not even be able to contain the rows to behind closed doors?

Give it up, already.

He must be very nicotine dependant if he has to keep eating at a table outside where all the paparazzi can see him, just so that he can smoke his way through meals.

Good grief, she's touching her face. She might not even be upset.

I've worked in restaurants, certain customers have their own tables.

He's a twat but that article is utter bollox of the highest odder.

Order

It amazed me Trinny jumped in that bed after those original pics. I mean, just eeeew really. Deluded I guess, "I'm different".

Turns out she ain't!

I'm shocked that people that famous choose to sit at an outside table at a restaurant, one that appears to be pretty much on the pavement. Surely you would only choose that table if you wanted to be papped?
I also think if Trinny has food issues, she would have struggled to eat at that table anyway.

As much of a wanker as he is, she could be crying about anything. She could be talking to him about something in her life that's upsetting her and that got the tears going. Just because you're crying in front of someone doesn't mean they caused it.

I can very well believe that he'll treat her as badly as he did Nigella, but I don't see this as definite proof.

Deluded I guess, "I'm different".

Turns out she ain't!

^ this

He's crazy to ever eat at THAT table again (or still thinks he did nothing wrong?) He's media savvy enough to be fully aware the paps will be awaiting a second bonanza pay cheque.

However we can't tell from the pic if Trinny is crying cos her dog died, it doesn't have to be cos CS is being horrid. Lots of lovely blokes I know take their women out for a meal to try and cheer them up. They take their mates for a pint.

Wtf is Trinny doing in a relationship with him? Why would any woman knowingly date a man with a history of DV?

It's a non story, she could be crying about anything.

They are the upper/middle equivalent of people who scream abuse at each other in the street. Jeremy Kyle fodder the lot of them.

Remember- Nigella Lawson gave us cupcakes, Saatchi gave us the Thatcher government.

She could be crying about anything.

DH and I would have looked like we were in the middle of a very aggressive argument this weekend if pics were taken out of context. Truth is his dad is dying and we are both fucking upset and angry at the situation, and feel perfectly comfortable in expressing ourselves freely with each other.

I'm not saying Saachi doesn't have form but those pics could relate to anything.

"Nigella Lawson gave us cupcakes, Saatchi gave us the Thatcher government".

Hahahaha

It's all a bit sus to me.

Close to a year since 'those' pics were taken. Exact same spot. why would you insist on eating at that very table when you are absolutely guaranteed to be photographed.

It's 'his' table, apparently. He always sits there because it's his favourite restaurant and he smokes outside.

As much as I do think he's a bullying cunt this article really has no strength in it.
She could be upset for any reason and probably not because of him.

"‘Why not send a photographer to Scott’s tomorrow lunchtime, and I will give Trinny a good throttling in time for your deadline?’"

What a wanker.