To blardy hate sleepovers...

[Milmingebag]

I have FOUR teenage boys in residence. They went to sleep at 1am. I was awakened by their dulcet tones at 4am. They have just fallen off to sleep again now.

Wibu in flinging open the front room door and letting the lab give them a lovely morning wake-up or aggressively hoovering the house making sure I clatter into the skirtings that bit too much whilst singing a sunny tune?

Any other ideas most welcome......

Both of those plus radio 3 on v loud.

Stick a box of cereal and a loaf of bread on the kitchen counter and take yourself out for a nice breakfast with a book somewhere.

Fumugate the place once theyve gone.

Swiftly encourage DS to arrange a reciprocal sleepover elsewhere for next weekend so you can relax.