To be planning on killing all of the birds, especially the seagulls

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It is 4am, they have been noisy for almost an hour

I'm with you. Seagulls I can handle, dawn chorus doesn't even bother me but there is a bird nesting right beside my house whose call is similar to a fucking car alarm: two tone repetitive fucking alarm that sounds from at 4am - 6am every fucking day. Bastard fucking bird.

Is it you? Your name is mocking me

I feel your pain!

I hate birds.

I can usually tolerate the kookaburras but that was before a few took up residence in the tree outside my bedroom window and decided that 5am is the time to start making a godawful racket.

I've given up trying to get back to sleep and gone down stairs to clear the pile of ironing and watch Netflix and change my stupid username

Now that cats here maybe she can sort it out the problem!

I went and got in bed with dd so I could safely put earplugs in

I swear they do it at my window on purpose, I have never heard them be so loud anywhere else. There are crows too. I'm going to scream back tomorrow.

You're complaining about birdsong

If your windows are any good they should kee.p the noise out. Failing that, use earplugs. It's annoying I agree but it's only for a short while during the summer. You can't blame the birds for doing what comes naturally. They're not deliberately trying to annoy you!

I can only put earplugs in if I am in dd's room and my windows are shite.

Crows shouting and seagulls screaming is not song, it is bird pisstaking.

I hate that coo-fucking-coo noise that bastard pigeons make.

Fuckers.

They woke me too at 5am, really regretting not putting in the earplugs last night.

Try white noise! Lots of free apps to be had for your phone. I feel your pain with the bloody seagulls.

Ah. Can you leave the wrens? I like wrens. Oh and the robins, they make me happy.

I pretty sure they keep quite too after witnessing the mass killing. Well unless there's one with strong leadersip skills who refuses to be controlled. Then you'll be in trouble.

Seagulls and crows... ok, that's not song :o We have sparrows and assorted other similar hedgerow birds - there are hundreds of them, some nesting under the eves, but I quite like the noise they make...

Magpies here, loads of the buggers.

Like a round of kalasnikovs going off they must have a nest close by because any cat that gets on the fence is rounded on by a mass descend of black and white squawking harpies from the sky.

I agree. Fucking bastards, I hate them. All.

*descent

That's because the know Euphemia, they sense you hatred. Soon you'll find one morning you'll open you curtains and they will be there, looking in. Just staring.

We currently have a family of blackbirds nesting in the eves right next to the girls room, it honestly sounds like there's a party going on in there it's awful and they wake the girls up all the time. As soon as the chicks have fledged we're getting it fixed. DH is convinced they hate him, everytime he walks up the path one of them shits near him!

Yup they woke us this morning too.

Bastards.

YANBU

I have a flat roof above my head and the bastard seagulls play fucking football up there from about 5am.

I'd rather have the birds than the bloody bird scarer the local farmer has going off round here. Woke up thinking I was under attack many a time.

You lot HAVE seen The Birds haven't you? They are just biding their time...