Play centre party....

[shrunkenhead]

Seriously, this is painful, what am I doing wrong?????? There are 2 hrs left!

Leave your child & go ?
Or are you the host?
If so drink coffee & chat

Most soft play parties are two hours end to end, bad luck!

Are you the host and does your DC need you to stay?

No not host, thank god, just attending, but this is xcrutiating, will fellow mums think badly if me I get a wine from v bar?????

2 hrs left. How long is the party? Download a book on your iPhone.

Yes they'll judge you !
How will wine help?
Just leave your child & collect later
Say you're going shopping

Leave and take your child with you. Soft play is hell on a stick.

What is a v bar? Sounds soffisticated!

Yay wine i'm hand

I would go for walk, say the noise and lights were giving slight headache and ask what time the food was being served so you could come back to help supervise and to sing happy birthday.

Hope you don't need to drive home. I'd probably be a judgey pants if that were the case and I were a parent there...