To divorce DH

[Nunyabiz]

He just texted me a picture of his ear wax. Boak...boak....boak
I can't deal with this on my own. I needed to share.

Don't just divorce him - for the good of mankind, kill him and remove him from the gene pool (though I accept that this may be too late if you already have DCs).

Bleugh.

Did he mean to?! If so then LTB and get some counselling.

Am utterly MYSTIFIED as to why anyone should ever send a photo of their own ear wax to anyone, life-partner or not!

Was it supposed to be a cock shot and his camera slipped?

Yes he meant to! I quote "didn't even have to dig for it". Bleeeuuurrrghhhhhhh!!!!
He has really lowered the bar here. Mid life crisis?

Mine used to make toenail hedghogs but sticking them into BluTac.

He was warned.....if we were married divorce would be on the cards

I'm all for sharing and intimacy but he crossed a line there.

Have you been together long? Has he ever done anything like this before? It might be a mid life crisis I suppose. Cheaper than a sports car, less hurtful than an affair but that doesn't make it right.

Send him a picture of a used pad/tampon next time you are on. He should get the message.

that's so horribl, I am almost impressed oldraver

Was it a lot of ear wax? I'd be quite happy with my DP for thinking of me enough to share it with me, but then we're both quite minging in that we get great joy from popping big spots etc.

YABU. Collect it and feed it to him in a stew. Cheaper than divorce and more satisfying!

me and dp are quite minging. We have a right laugh at morning farts and stuff like that! :D

Toenail hedgehogs!!

That is absolutely disgusting.

but inventive at the same time.

I am so going to make a toenail hedgehog - might grow them extra long specially

LTB

At toenail hedgehogs! Hidden talents eh?
It was a stupid amount. I think he could have made a candle out of it.
He has some kind of excessive earwax problem.