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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To think we are all ready to remove to Inter V at the Chalet School.

998 replies

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 14/05/2014 11:05

New thread for all the Chalet School fans!

OP posts:
SelfRighteousPrissyPants · 14/05/2014 22:40

There's a Kathie Ferrars facebook-style story on CBB but I think Joey on MN would be great!

Am I being PFSTB with the triplets? AIBU in going to ask the school XY and Z? Should I invite my daughter's entire form round for a playdate? Should I worry about health and safety at my DD's school? AIBU calling my DH a solid lump of comfort?

SockQueen · 14/05/2014 22:54

Are we Seniors now then? I can't remember if Inter V (inter vee in my head, though I know it probably should be inter five/fifth) were still Middles or not. How jolly exciting.

mummytime · 14/05/2014 22:55

At one point I read an article in the TES about schools which improve their language teaching by teaching other subjects (Geography was one I think) in the MFL. I just thought they'd stolen that idea from the chalet school.
Here is an article about it.

PosyFossilsShoes · 14/05/2014 23:00

SockQueen weren't Inter V "senior middles"? Then Upper V were the first year of seniors.

I may have been making this up by correlating it to my own school which used a similar system (although Middle V not Inter V.)

PosyFossilsShoes · 14/05/2014 23:03

Oh my. I was just googling for whether Inter V were middles or seniors (because I want to know now) and I came across this extensive work on the Chalet School.

Is it the work of a Mumsnetter? Whoever wrote this had a serious devotion to the CS!

NewYearDifferentName · 14/05/2014 23:05

Ok, here goes....

All PM's replied to - one still to send out to but waiting on confirmation!

Curiosuze - send me your email address by PM and you can have them all!!

Pontefractals - I've got Ruey as an eBook and, amongst those to be copied is Gay (from China) Lambert at the Chalet School.

PosyFossilsShoes · 14/05/2014 23:11

Thank you NewYear!!!! Cake

That has made my day (and also made my sitting-in-waiting-rooms a treat.)

grayling57 · 14/05/2014 23:47

Rogers's six foot of manhood. ;)
Was it Katherine's Auntie who would do anything for a decent screw?
And I'm pretty sure I remember a bit involving Cornelia kneeling under a giant erection while preparing for the Annual Sale of Work...

CorrieDale · 15/05/2014 07:03

I have already worked out how to deal with the languages difficulty Posy. I was thinking about trawling the universities for (female of course) Chinese and Spanish PhD students! As assistant teachers of course. I, as a professional face painter and therefore used to dealing with children, will be the head mistress, and the rest of my staff will all be very middle class and some of them will even be qualified teachers. I just have to write up the business plan, find suitable premises, and i'll be in business!

Revengeofthechocolatebunny · 15/05/2014 07:55

Thank you NewYear Thanks

I have managed to get them on to my kindle all by myself smug feeling until Matey sees that I didn't hump my mattress and drags me out of prep to do it immediately ;)

I may miss afternoon tea at Joeys! Shock

SelectAUserName · 15/05/2014 08:11

The Chalet School at Eurovision Suddenly mindful that they have at least one representative from every European country and that most of them are possessed of sweet piping girlish voices (even if only a rare minority have something of the golden notes of a chorister about them), The Chalet School enter Eurovision en-masse. As part of a daring rag dreamt up those Middles - a scheme which should most surely have been guessed at, since they had gone about like young archangels all week - Tom Gay competes wearing a fake beard.

RueDeWakening · 15/05/2014 08:58

Grin Select but the important question is: did she win? (Tom, that is.)

Tanith · 15/05/2014 09:03

I think Ju must be Ju Gosling, who founded Bettany Press, Posy. They were the first to start reprinting Chalet books, now it's Girls Gone By that are reprinting Chalet, Abbey, Kingscote et al.

Beeyump · 15/05/2014 09:24

Well, whatever you do Revenge, don't read while lying down! (I wonder what the reasoning behind that one was.)

birdbrain21 · 15/05/2014 09:41

newyear have you transcribed any more apart from chalet girls at camp yet? (I have the other transcripts from empress) already pmed you my email, just thought I'd be cheeky and see if you had any more...

birdbrain21 · 15/05/2014 09:43

Who mentioned demon headmaster at the top of this thread? Of course it all makes sense now, that's why joey was so insistent on having all the random new girls round to tea so she could hypnotise them of course and anyone with a strong personality like mary-lou obviously needed top ups of hypnotism that's why she was invited so much!

Beeyump · 15/05/2014 09:47

Yup. I can imagine this face with headphones of hair on each side.

To think we are all ready to remove to Inter V at the Chalet School.
SockQueen · 15/05/2014 09:47

Oh no! I have been reading this thread while lying down AND without my bed-jacket on. Better get myself off to the San for some cod liver oil and Dr Jack's special milk.

DeWee · 15/05/2014 09:58

I used to love reading while lying down, and found this particular restriction sounded very tiresome. I think at some point it was said to be bad for the eyes, but can't really see why.
Now I find it hard on the back to read for long like that though, so manybe that was the reason. Sad

SelectAUserName · 15/05/2014 10:23

Beeyump Madge believed reading while lying down caused eyestrain.

SelectAUserName · 15/05/2014 10:24

Dr Jack's special milk

Shock Be careful SockQueen, you could end up with triplets.

Beeyump · 15/05/2014 10:35

Thanks Select! Good old Madge, at least it wasn't just some arbitrary decision of Matey's.

HesterShaw · 15/05/2014 10:41

How do your eyes work differently if you are lying down? Confused

Beeyump · 15/05/2014 10:42

If Madge said it was so, it must be so Hester.

HesterShaw · 15/05/2014 10:45

Beeyump has been sucked in to the Cult Of Bettany.

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