To think we are all ready to remove to Inter V at the Chalet School.

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

New thread for all the Chalet School fans!

[LRDtheFeministDragon]

I don't have anything clever to say but may I mark my place?

This thread is brilliant and I'm so happy there's still stuff like this on MN. It is a comfort zone.

[TooExtraImmatureCheddar]

I say Inter Vee too, even though I now know that it's Roman numerals and should be Inter Fifth. I also say Eye-Vee-Bee.

[MollyBdenum]

Yay for a new thread full of naughty middles! I think I would have confused RBD as despite being half French and half Irish, I am blonde and fair skinned.

[Burren]

I always think 'Inter Fifth' sounds wrong, because it sounds as if it should be between Upper and Lower Fifth, at least to me. Whereas from what I remember it was a fake form invented to stop the triplets ending up in the Sixth when they were about thirteen a form between the Fourth form and the Fifth, for girls who were not quite ready for Senior work?

Anyway, I am still the nine year old who first read the CS books, and who firmly called it 'Inter Vee'.

[TooExtraImmatureCheddar]

The MN-influenced Chalet School:

Chalet Girls LTB
Chalet School at LC Bootcamp
Lemon Drizzle Bitch at the Chalet School
The Chalet School Does T-Rex

[LRDtheFeministDragon]

I went to a school that had Upper IV and Lower V and so on, and I still want to call it Inter Vee.

[TooExtraImmatureCheddar]

Underage Sex At The Chalet School

[squoosh]

SelfRighteousPrissyPants Peggy from the Mystery series and Freddie (Fatty as was) from the Five Find Outers series have gone for a fumble!

Rather her than me, he was such a bloody know it all, but never struck me as someone talented in the more sensual arts!

[Tanith]

"AnyFucker Kicks Ass at The Chalet School"

With a special appendix for her mountain summit encounter with Jack Maynard.

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Dr Jack Laughs at the Chalet School After years of carefully-calculated gaslighting and a regime of sleeping draughts slipped into her nightly hot milk, Jack Maynard eventually succeeds in getting Joey admitted into the Special Wing of the San, leaving him free to run off with Mary-Lou and very definitely not start a second family.

[squoosh]

Kegel Exercises at the Chalet School

[TooExtraImmatureCheddar]

Joey Goes To Rehab - after all the years of drugged milk, Joey finally realises she has a problem.

[MooncupGoddess]

Or maybe, most shockingly of all:

Feminism Reaches the Chalet School

[squoosh]

Low Carb Eating at the Chalet School - coffee and a fag replaces coffee and cake.

[TooExtraImmatureCheddar]

Loving the idea of AnyFucker taking on Drs Jack and Jem.

Modern Biology Comes To The Chalet School - what do you mean, you don't have quads just by being wholesale?

[TooExtraImmatureCheddar]

Toxic Parents At The Chalet School - in which the triplets are urged to go nc with Joey; Richenda Fry sues her father for assault/suggesting to Miss Annersley that he get a springy cane and use it; Grizel's father realises the error of his ways for marrying someone without a) mentioning this to his daughter or b) telling his new wife that he's got a 10 yo daughter...Eustacia changes her name by deed poll...

[SelectAUserName]

The Chalet School and Nigel Rebelling against years of being preached tolerance, kindness and inclusivity and having to 'sheepdog' all kinds of waifs and strays, Len becomes Campaign Manager for UKIP.

The Chalet School Wins the Platz! Tired to having to say "Gruss Gott" and buy milk rich with cream every sodding day, the Chalet School buys up all the jolly peasant huts round the alpe, kicks out the tiresome cowherds and makes a killing in the overseas buy-to-let market.

[crumpet]

Miss Annnersley would call it Intermediate Fifth.

Confusing.

[Summerbreezing]

The Chalet School Joins Weightwatchers The girls suddenly take a long hard look in the mirror and realise that EBD has been lying to them all those years. They are not, in fact, dainty, elfin creatures with delicate complexions and exquisite features - they are actually big strapping horses who have put on stones from all those featherbeds of cream and milky drinks and delicious pastries. Even Verity Ann could do with losing a few pounds. And as for Mary Lou.....

[squoosh]

Lactose Intolerance at the Chalet School - sees market value of Tyrolian dairy products plummet.

[SelectAUserName]

A Hairdresser at the Chalet School Horrified by reports of 'Kenwigses' and 'golliwog mops', Nicky Clarke opens a salon Unter den Kiefern and drags the protesting young imps of mischief to the basins one by one, where they emerge with a variety of pobs, dip-dyes, extensions and subtle lowlights.

[TooExtraImmatureCheddar]

Vivienne Westwood at the Chalet School: the Chalet Girls get a punk makeover and bin the well-cut gentian skirts and dresses, with honeycombing on the revers (wtf is a revers?) and crimson touches.

[winklewoman]

Wogan visits the Chalet School