I was expecting my DH to call this morning on his break at 10am. So at like 10.05am or close the phone rings. I decide to be clever and answer " hey there hot stuff, I need you" in a breathy sex voice.
I then hear " err is that Mrs Vampire, It's Dr x from the surgery with your babies test results"
I think I need to move and change my name. I told DH when he eventually rang, He was too busy pissing himself laughing to make me feel any better.