daytime tv is bonkers. ghosts having sex with humans

[Owllady]

I wonder whether it's a cross species thing too?

I am not well. I feel like I am having some kind of hallucination

Is daytime tv always so weird?

What on earth are you watching!! Switch over to the Real Housewives of Miami sharpish...now that is what I call quality TV!

What channel is that on?
Ghost sex fiend is on this morning

Yeah I'm watching this morning too.
I was expecting her to be completely nuts, but she seems quite normal.
All a bit bizarre.

I had to check the date, I thought it was an april fools. Then I checked to see if we had a full moon.

There's nowt as queer as folk!

Oh no. I had Dominic Littlewood and his 'conshoomers' on.

Weight loss brides now
Are they going to tell us the eating plan? (Looks at own waist)

Oh FFS Gino D'Campo.

What he cooked looked nice though but I do that sort of thing for my Chuck it all in together dinners

sparklingbrook I am deeply annoyed by Dom's "conshoomers". Why can he not pronounce it properly?

Because his hair took his mouths pronunciation when it left him for good

There was a woman on This Morning not long ago talking about shagging an alien. Where the fuck do they get these people from? They need help, not indulging by Pip Bloody Schofield.

Yes
I agree
They had a psychic on too who looked very much like Nadine dorries

Some Scientists did an experiment once where they put magnets or something on peoples heads and the people reported experiencing having sex with aliens. In the olden days it was sex with Demons or Fairy folk.
Pretty ordinary hallucination.

Things like believing you have sex with ghosts can be caused by something as simple as sleeping next to an alarm clock.
And does it really matter how people pronounce "conshoomers" ?

Sleeping next to an alarm clock? How does that work?

Obviously not the alarm clock, I know how they work

I confess to have possibly shagged some ugly buggers who could easily have been aliens. I expect we've all done that in our misspent youth.

The pronunciation of consumers does matter to me. It just does!

Well I suppose the alarm clock does have a big hand, a small hand,a bell and rhythm

I don't know how it works. It was something I learned when I did my degree (had a module in parapsychology) but the professor didn't go into it much, it was just mentioned on a tangent.

The expert on this morning said it's caused by sleep paralysis
Nadine dorries disagreed

And yes, I pronounce it "conshoomers"

Sorry I can't link but see
www.manchesterparanormal.org/Electromagnetic-Fields-and-Paranormal-Claims.php
And go down to bedroom EMF zone. It explains a little about alarm clocks, electromagnetic fields and hallucinations.

Actually I used to suffer from sleep paralysis and had some odd things happen so id agree with that