Wtf did they sit in?

[BuggarMeGently]

Nights in white sat in...what? A chair? A cow pat?

at overfilled nads. Incidentally, what did they never reach the end of?

Never knew that about Great Balls of Fire. The filth!

Rock Around the Clock is actually Fuck Around the Clock. Further filth.

Completion and total fulfilment?

I think they should ban popular music sqoosh.

All that hip gyrating...

Or possibly his tree root of a phallus?

Dis-CUSTing.

Next I'll be told my Dad's favourite song, A White Sport Coat and a Pink Carnation is actually called A Wipe Clean Gimp Suit and a Pink Butt Plug.

Hip Gyrating? You mean SHIRKING!

I blame it on hair products JTo.

( you tell squoosh about her dads song (even though squoosh is pissed didn't finish what she expected to be told about it ))

Aarrghh! I'm not supposed to be here, but I can't stand this.

It's nights.

And what the fuck is it to do with Cliff Sodding Richard?

It was the Moody Blues.

I saw them do it live.

so, ner,

Clearly we all know it's nights, we just prefer knights!

Seeing the Moody Blues live is nothing to boats about, it's like saying you've seen Daniel O'Donnell live over 100 times.

boast not boats obv.

Seeing anyone in 1967 was/is something to boast about.

They were on the same bill as billy j. kramer , swinging blue jeans, him who sang ferry cross the mersy and ... pink floyd.

And i touched BJK, as he ran away

Or Dr Feelgood....several times.

Never heard of Daniel O'Donnell.

Where are you supposed to be Bewitched? (If you don't mind me living vicariously through you? )

(it's a tryst with a secret cat lover from down at number 43 isn't it?)

Okay seeing Pink Floyd is a bit better than seeing Daniel O'Donnell.

You don't know who DO'D is? He's the hip new kid on the block.

Close studies have shown google that Sir Cliff did indeed warble about satin sheets, in a song about a Picasso loving Gypsy.
who knew the breadth of the man's artistry?

Ah, How To Kipper A Song. The one that gets me is Paint It Black when Mick Jagger sings 'Like a new born baby it just happens every day' and I now can't hear it without imagining him filling his nappy...

I'm supposed to be staying out in the country for the night, but the boiler fucked up so a certain wimpy other half decided we'd come home, and go back tomorrow to fulfill lunch obligations.

Sorry.

I could make up something more dirty if you like?

My friend used to sing ' it's my body and I'll cry if I want to'...

Great balls of fire is a song about me. I had wine, it shook my nerves and rattled my brain, then I set DH's balls on fire because he drove me insane with too much glove! There y'go!

What about Sir Elton in a satin nighty?

Nights in white satin. Never reaching the end. Mmmmm with the right man.

But remember ladies usually your knight in shining armour turns out to be a twat in tin foil.

'I could make up something more dirty if you like?'

That did make me lol, I'm tempted...

But 'out in the country' has got enough potential for my over active imagination