AIBU to read the...

[dulldeirdre1]

Daily Mail? If so why?

[NurseyWursey]

THESE AREN'T FROM WAITROSE

[sharonthewaspandthewineywall]

Oh worra you have made my day

[Forgettable]

I had some Asda S and V nuts omg lush

Still mourn the passing of Wasabi Pringles, they were

[NurseyWursey]

Haaa

[NurseyWursey]

I want some bloody nuts now. God damn thee.

[Forgettable]

Nut jobbie shurely?

[Forgettable]

What's got a hazelnut in every bite?

Squirrel shite!

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

Ooh you're so daring.

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

I meant OP not the jokes

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

Yes..since its Tuesday

[MinesAPintOfTea]

WantSunshine I sometimes read the telegraph to get the opposing view to the guardian. I don't find it necessary to read a paper that specialises in sensationalism, cruel treatment of women (including outing a MN member) and generally twisting the truth.

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

It is actually..I work Monday and Tuesday but am off today.

[Forgettable]

for Coldlight this was the ad but us kids um er made a variation to the words #old

[puntasticusername]

Op, if you spent more time reading the DM, would it mean you spent less time on mn?

If so - I, for one, am all in favour.

Someone pass me the wine. I see the nuts are going fast - I don't suppose there's any chance of a stuffed olive at all?

[puntasticusername]

Fantastic. Chin chin.

[MistletoeBUTNOwine]

Where's op?
Not liking the wine hijack?

[Forgettable]

this ought to be helpful for OP