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What is the absolute ultimate thing you get judgy about?

999 replies

AtYourCervix · 14/04/2014 17:54

Toddlers eating greggs?
Fat people eating macdonalds?
P&C parking?
Fat people eating?
Disabled loos?
Fat people?

My own personal judgement is reserved for those people who hold their knife like a pen.

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AlpacaYourThings · 14/04/2014 23:56

HoneyDragon Grin

Tweasels · 14/04/2014 23:57

I judge people who judge people. I therefore judge myself for judging people who judge. I feel awfully judgemental and feel I shouldn't be judging anyone as I don't like to be judged especially not by myself as I'm a judgemental twat.

And, to top it all off I'm a size 16 so every other fucker is judging me for being a slovenly, fat lazy pig. And I'm judging them for being nasty fuckers and so the cycle continues...

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 14/04/2014 23:57

Also I judge people who think they are better than people that weigh more just because they are slimmer.

When they are actually horrible bitchy. .but slim.. cunts.

Pardon my French.

FreudiansSlipper · 14/04/2014 23:58

how do some people get through the day so wound up

I wonder how many name changes there shall be in the next few days

AlpacaYourThings · 15/04/2014 00:00

People that are fat and claim 'I don't eat a lot'. Your fat for a bloody reason! Not everyone has an 'under active thyroid' fuck sake!

No, you are right not everyone has an under active thyroid. But you are wrong if you think that an under active thyroid is the only medical condition someone could have which would cause weight gain.

Like I said up thread this is turning into a magnet for pricks.

Pipbin · 15/04/2014 00:01

People who write 'draw' when they mean 'drawer'

I was about to be sedated for an operation when I noticed that the drawers in the theatre were labeled draw 1, draw 2 etc. I often wonder if pointing it out when I was about to be put under and had my legs in stirrups was a good idea........

messalina · 15/04/2014 00:02

SAHMs

(only joking!)

IamtheZombie · 15/04/2014 00:04

People who don't appreciate Zombies.

eightandthreequarters · 15/04/2014 00:06

People who lack compassion.

Children drinking Coke.

Homes without books.

Homophobia.

Refrigerated strawberries - don't you realise that they lose all their flavour??

eightandthreequarters · 15/04/2014 00:08

Is there anyone who doesn't appreciate Zombies??

fideline · 15/04/2014 00:08

We appreciate you Zombie!

Hope you are getting A* treatment and bossing your 'team' around as necessary Flowers

ShelaghTurner · 15/04/2014 00:10

Jesus, I am utterly fucked...

Freewheelin · 15/04/2014 00:10

I get judgy about intolerance.
Grin

messalina · 15/04/2014 00:15

Adults who go to Disneyland without children. Bit Michael Jackson-esque.

I also get very judgey when looking at contents of other people's trolleys. Great fun. Not that I ever get round to cooking the vegetables I buy.

messalina · 15/04/2014 00:16

Women with fat fannies. Can they not pile the weight on somewhere less excruciating?!

mummywithsmiles25 · 15/04/2014 00:20

I judge

murderers

child abusers

racists

homophobic idiots

other criminals.

anyone else isn't worth my time to judge ...people live there lifes ad long as they don't hurt me or my family then i couldn't care less and would make friends with anyone even if they wore trousers on the head as long as there a nice person what else matters

CheerfulYank · 15/04/2014 00:22

hi Zombie :)

People who bring their small children to the Rated R movies in the cinema where I work. (That sentence seems terribly ungrammatical Confused)

That's about it..,

gamerchick · 15/04/2014 00:23

I have this urge to post pictures of holes n spiders and things on this thread for some reason.

manicinsomniac · 15/04/2014 00:24

Refrigerated strawberries - don't you realise that they lose all their flavour??

Is this actually true?! Shock I always have strawberries in the fridge.

I may have actually learned something useful from this thread!

Problem is though, if they aren't in the fridge aren't they mouldy within a day?

Tweasels · 15/04/2014 00:28

"Women with fat fannies". Why? How? Why? Hmm Grin

I knew I shouldn't have shoved that KitKat up there.

aquashiv · 15/04/2014 00:55

Being given lots of homework for primary school kids.

MistressDeeCee · 15/04/2014 00:58

whats wrong with women with fat fannies?

Thumbwitch · 15/04/2014 01:16

I admit I haven't read all the posts with long lists of judgements, but it appears that my pet bugbear has not yet been listed! Shock

People who see a 2-car space and park in the fucking middle of it. Selfish bastards! Learn to fucking park properly! Angry

Fastwindow - you are absolutely right, it is pretty essential to put chocolate in the fridge in summer in Australia, otherwise it becomes a foil-wrapped molten mass. Chocolate biscuits have to be refrigerated too.

And to whomever it was who bitched about fat people on mobility scooters being "vile" - has it occurred to you, at all, in the farthest reaches of your tiny imagination, that maybe they have increased weight because they have reduced mobility??

eightandthreequarters · 15/04/2014 02:25

manicinsomniac Strawberries should be eaten so quickly that they never go mouldy. Don't save them, eat them. :)

Germgirl · 15/04/2014 03:14

I'm fat. I have a bum at the front, fat fanny, the lot.
I'm also going to waste loads of NHS cash by having surgery to stop me being so fat because I'm too weak willed to sort myself out.
So. Judge away.
Or, maybe try to consider that I would love to just 'ooh, have a salad' and I do, but it's gone beyond that, I'm fucked up. I need help & thankfully I'm getting it.
I'm pleased to know that my mere existence makes people all frothy. Yet one more thing to make me feel good. I'll add that to the huge self-loathing shall I?
On a lighter note. Scone is pronounced Scon. Not that I eat them of course.

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