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What is the absolute ultimate thing you get judgy about?

999 replies

AtYourCervix · 14/04/2014 17:54

Toddlers eating greggs?
Fat people eating macdonalds?
P&C parking?
Fat people eating?
Disabled loos?
Fat people?

My own personal judgement is reserved for those people who hold their knife like a pen.

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Amytheflag · 15/04/2014 03:27

I judge people who use threads like this as an excuse to let their inner cunt run wild and free.

The main thing I've learned since using MN is women will judge ANYTHING if it makes them feel the slightest bit better about themselves. It must be draaaaaaining.

FixItUpChappie · 15/04/2014 03:42

Drivers who speed
Drivers who tailgate
Drivers who weave
Drivers who are selfish narcissistic wankers

Drivers who feel justified to do all of the above because everyone else is going too slow (aka the speed limit) and then have the audacity to argue that it's the person driving slowly that is the real danger Hmm

Jingjangro · 15/04/2014 05:08

Drivers who throw rubbish, particularly fag ends out of car windows.

Jingjangro · 15/04/2014 05:10

Thumbwitch, I saw a BMW mini parked in the middle of a 2-car spot - i bet they thought "Ive got a fancy car, I'm entitled to do that".

neiljames77 · 15/04/2014 05:37

People eating noisily or with their mouth open or talking with food in their mouth.

TheRealAmandaClarke · 15/04/2014 06:14

Colleagues who make a sneaky coffee for themselves, but always get in on having one made for them.
You know who you are

NutellaLawson · 15/04/2014 06:16

I judge people who see beyond their own personal experience. case in point: the judging of obese people.

When I see someone so overweight that they look to be in discomfort or pain through the amount of fat they carry my first thought is: this person is ill.
and I don't mean ill in a thyroid, gains weight easily way, I include eating compulsively, psychologically, driven towards consuming more than the human body is designed to take kind of ill.

For most people, to consume the kind of calorific load necessary to maintain that degree of obesity would be too difficult or unpleasant. It'd self regulate, so something has gone wrong with that minority of individuals where the usual 'enough' switch isn't working.

yet people persist in thinking their own thin self is down to their own moral superiority or self control. DESPITE clear evidence that it isn't (how many people weigh exactly what they want to? The number of people who would like to be 7lbs lighter than they are means we are not as in control of our weight as we like to pretend).

so people who think: 'if other people were more like me or made the choices I make they wouldn't be like that' because they can't fathom that different people are different to themselves in lots of ways, that gets my goat. I judge people for their lack of empathy and lack of beyond able to see beyond the obvious.

and I'm not a defensive overweight person sarong this. my bmi is normal but I don't assume that's because I'm less lazy or greedy than anyone else. I'm as lazy and greedy as the next person

ImSoOverIt · 15/04/2014 06:21

Old Pervy sex tourists. My parents friend who has recently has started taking recreational trips to Thailand - apparently the first night he got there his friend had arranged a girl for him who was waiting in his bed. He has now returned with a Thai "girlfriend".

My parents think it is all quite amusing and chortle "well if they are all consenting adults"...

I want to vomit in his face every time I see him. I hope his knob falls of and he dies from AIDS, and those poor girls rinse him for every penny he's got. There I said what I've been dying to say to him for ages! Grin

Cornonthecob · 15/04/2014 06:34

People especially adults who don't say please or thank you!

JMFAO · 15/04/2014 07:17

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sofadahl · 15/04/2014 07:31

Drivers who turn on sidelights, or worse, no lights when it is foggy. You wouldn't do it at night Don't do it in fog.
Drivers who don't turn off fog lights when it has gone.

Jinsei · 15/04/2014 07:48

Racism
Sexism
Homophobia
Any other type of irrational prejudice
People with right wing political views
Religious people who think they have a monopoly on morality

TheNewSofa · 15/04/2014 08:03

Children eating in prams, carseat and anywhere thats not in a highchair or at a table.

hazeyjane · 15/04/2014 08:09

are picnics allowed?

HoneyDragonDoesNotGiveAShit · 15/04/2014 08:10

Loving the new outfit JMFAO Grin

funnylittlenoddy · 15/04/2014 08:19

Ickle, bockle, chimley etc Angry

ProfYaffle · 15/04/2014 08:23

"FourForksAche Mon 14-Apr-14 18:19:06

Parents chucking small (yr 1) kids out of the car round the corner and just trusting to luck that they actually get to school."

Worse is when they chuck the kids out round the corner but then drive alongside said child at a snail's pace as the kids walk on the pavement while an enormous queue of irate traffic builds up behind. If you're that bothered about your child's safety - GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR LIKE THE REST OF US!!!

DogCalledRudis · 15/04/2014 08:31

People who wear fur

FourForksAche · 15/04/2014 08:48

NutellaLawson, lovely post Thanks Thanks Thanks

FourForksAche · 15/04/2014 08:54

honeydragon's "I judge big butts" rap!!!!

I love it Grin

mimishimmi · 15/04/2014 09:46

I know this has been a bit of a theme of mine of late but since I'm otherwise fairly easygoing ... People who ask and ask you again (when you say no the first time) to take their kids in the school holidays because they don't want to pay/arrange for holiday care. Especially if they don't really know me that wellapart from seeing me at school and are not offering meaningful recipocral care (i.e means nothing to me if they offer to take kids on weekends). Are they for real? Why would I want to do that?

MrsDeVere · 15/04/2014 09:51

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Maryz · 15/04/2014 09:58

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SpringyReframed · 15/04/2014 09:59

Standing behind people in a supermarket queue who have absolute sh*ite in their trolleys. I've tried be reasonable and think well is it because they cant afford calories in a healthier form, but really no one needs to drink coke and eat sugary cereals and mountains of white bread. Drink water, eat own brand muesli and buy brown bread!

JMFAO · 15/04/2014 10:03

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