What is the absolute ultimate thing you get judgy about?

[AtYourCervix]

Toddlers eating greggs?
Fat people eating macdonalds?
P&C parking?
Fat people eating?
Disabled loos?
Fat people?

My own personal judgement is reserved for those people who hold their knife like a pen.

Smoking in cars
Disabled badges being abused by 'family members' when disabled person not with them
Selfies
Facebook relationship drama single/ in a relationship/ single again
Dads who think they can cancel seeing their kids to have weekends away with the boys, regularly
Spitting
Body odour
Old people driving
People who only contact you when they want/need something
I could go on but I'm boring myself here

Children with pierced ears. It's fucking cruel, tacky and shallow.

My earliest memory is being 2 and bawling my eyes out when getting my ears pierced, after the 1st one I punched the piercer and ran away. Had to be pinned down by my mum and nan to do the other one. Why!?

I once ate a sausage roll whilst walking home from the Co'op all the time pushing the pushchair with one hand.

Just a little freebie for you to judge there, Xmasbaby

So many things but mainly:

everyone else driving a car, clearly no one can drive as well as me or knows how to indicate.

people who play music really loudly either from their phones in the street, from their cars or, and come the revolution this will be a hanging offence, from their houses really really loudly.

Smoking when pregnant
Smoking in a car with kids in it
People who spend money on fags rather than food for their family.
Not washing hands after going to the toilet.
People who don't teach their children table manners or not to cough or sneeze over everything.
Tattoos on face or hands if it's on your face you can't see it what makes you think others want to bloody look at it.

If you wipe your knife on the outside of the bread after making a sandwich, we really can't be friends

If you wipe your knife on the outside of the bread after making a sandwich, we really can't be friends This, why would someone do that? You end up with mustard or pickle or whatever on the outside of your sandwich.

I came here for the judging.

I'm staying for the pets in clothes.

Holy fucking moley. What's with all the wankerooni on this thread?

It should be, Corus. I'll pop that in their suggestion box.

Famzilla I love that!

We could have an entire thread dedicated to animals dressed up

Fat people who intrude on my space on planes because they spill over their seat.
Moaning about parent and child parking spaces.
People smoking in the doorway of restaurants/pubs
People eating with their mouth open
Parents who think it's ok to let their kids run around restaurants
People who are unable to use cutlery properly and bad table manners
People who expect me to give up my pre paid seat on a plane because they couldn't be arsed to pay the extra to sit beside their kids. (I refused to move, she was very pissed off)
Screaming kids on planes. There really should be adult only planes!
Animal abuse.
People who think it's their God given right to let their dogs off the lead in our fields then get pissed off when DH threatens to shoot the dogs. We have sheep, keep your bloody dogs on a lead if they can't behave! Otherwise we reserve the right to shoot them.
Buffet restaurants. Jeez, you never know where people's hands have been!
Dirty nails. DH is a farmer, he wouldn't dare sit next to me with dirty nails!
People that are fat and claim 'I don't eat a lot'. Your fat for a bloody reason! Not everyone has an 'under active thyroid' fuck sake!

That's just a few.

I'm with the poster up thread who said feigned stupidity.

I have an intelligent, witty friend that I can no longer stand to visit when her husband is around because she turns into someone I do not recognise. The last time I went out with them they laughed and laughed and laughed at her supposed 'airhead' ways.
She is no airhead. She is smart as a whip. I excused myself and left early.

@ Nerf

People who wear Fleeces with wolves printed on them.
Orange women with drawn on eyebrows-you just look weird!
Dirty people with dirty smelly clothes, appearing at my till week after week, in the same clothes. FGS wash!
People who write 'draw' when they mean 'drawer'

I like to judge and I cannot lie
You other Mnetters can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an unsatisfactory BMI waist
And scoffing a pasty in your face
You get cats bum , wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the velour Boden tracksuit she's wearing
I'm judging and can't stop bitchy staring
Oh you want do a post on Mumsnet don't you?
I'll even upload a picture
My Mumsnet mates tried to warn me
That all that judging will make me mean and thorny

Ooooh I can't stop my bitchy judgin'
And I can name change not make amendz

(And can't remember any more lyrics )

free the 'draw' thing is another to add to my list.

Children getting sunburnt
Children walking without shoes in inappropriate places (eg shops)
Children riding their scooters EVERYWHERE

And 'dinning' tables.

People who are proud and boastful about their own ignorance.

Conversely, mummies dropping off at school, wearing all the full gym kit.
Playground mummies deep in close conversation, who turn to look at you and then the heads get even closer together and the chat intensifies.
Mummies who cry when junior-starts nursery, starts reception, goes on a School trip, sneezes, leaves primary, starts secondary. Dry up.

I judge people who have never had a day's hardship in their lives yet judge others who haven't been as lucky and end up on benefits or doung things these rarefied twats think are common.

Pregnant women smoking. Or those who smoke in the car with their children present, windows all rolled up (my father, for example). Tough choice.