What is the absolute ultimate thing you get judgy about?

[AtYourCervix]

Toddlers eating greggs?
Fat people eating macdonalds?
P&C parking?
Fat people eating?
Disabled loos?
Fat people?

My own personal judgement is reserved for those people who hold their knife like a pen.

me too figster

People who go on about the wonders of extended breastfeeding
Anyone who throws their husband out of bed to cosleep with a baby

MrsDeVere, my dog sleeps in bed with me so fear not, the ultimate judgey pants are reserved for me.

The MuttDog is forever appearing in clothes. I think she has a fetish...

amotherplace People who go on about the wonders of extended breastfeeding and try to justify it because women in the developing world do it.

Teachers who make mistakes with apostrophes in school reports.

People with dirty teeth. Don't care if you're "scared" of the dentist (boohoo). Clean your bloomin' teeth fgs and stop smoking and drinking black coffee and wine.

Dogs sleeping in the bed in a static

Can't help but judge people who don't wash their hands after using the toilet, revolting.
Any facial/body piercings other than earlobes.
People who let their children talk with dummies in their mouths.
People who eat with their mouth open.

Greengrocers with signs saying Potatoe's, I go to Tescoe's just to pay them back

People who walk along the pavement with their i-Thingy in their face instead of looking where they are going, I trip them up, serves them bloody well right

Couples who call each other Mummy and Daddy to each other, especially when the children are nowhere to be seen, I mean pleeeze you're a couple, act like it!

And the above all all passive aggressive grins just to be even more curmudgeonly, judgy, nasty and horrible

Actually, Im not normally that bad, but Ive had a baaaaaad day!!!

Food sharers. You go to a restaurant or order a takeaway to eat with friends. You order what you fancy. Food arrives and someone declares "shall we all just share?".
No we fecking well won't, I ordered this because I want to eat it so get away from my meal or I'll stab your grubby mitts with my fork.
I cannot be friends with these food-sharing peasants.

I've seen Coke in a baby's bottle more than once - one time I saw it being poured in and the baby drink from it so there was no mistake. (It was at Hull Fair though so I wasn't surprised).

All the obvious ones already mentioned, drink-driving, smoking while pregnant etc. but my own personal judgey pants are reserved for those who wear Ugg boots I know they're fashionable, I know they're comfortable and all that jargon but the sound of that schlep, schlep, schlep as people slouch by just fills the very core of my being with rage.
I even saw some for little boys recently and had to leave the shop

People who misuse the word ignorant. Ignorant and rude are 2 different things.

Definition of ignorant in English:
ignorant
Line breaks: ig¦nor|ant
Pronunciation: /??gn(?)r(?)nt /
ADJECTIVE

1Lacking knowledge or awareness in general; uneducated or unsophisticated:
he was told constantly that he was ignorant and stupid

Definition of rude in English:
rude
Line breaks: rude
Pronunciation: /ru?d /
ADJECTIVE

1Offensively impolite or bad-mannered:
she had been rude to her boss
he is a rude and arrogant bully

The ironic thing is in misusing the word ignorant, these people are themselves being ignorant.

Oh and don't even get me started on the misuse of the phrase 'the acid test' grrrrr

People who use words such as mongol, spastic, retard etc. Ignorant fuckers! Also im amazed at people who you hardly know making racist comments, how do they know i wont punch them?

People in my age group - im 43, so im going to say 40 - 45, who live their whole fucking lives through Facebook/Twitter/Snapchat/Instagram and any other dullard similarities.

No, I don't want to sit at a restaurant table whilst you all look at your iPhones every 20 seconds and giggle and laugh like 14 year olds - scratch that, 10 year olds. Taking selfies (cringe) and sending my 11 year old Ds friend requests. Hashtag, Fuck. Right. Off. My Ds does not want his mums 45 year old mate as an instagram friend. Go away love.

I judge these friends massively. I think they're an embarrassment to themselves!

I'd be judged for doing quite a few of the things on here

I try not to judge, but the things I do judge for are
Early weaning (unless its on drs advice)
People who judge other people for how they feed their child. (unless they are weaning early of course)

thebest

Reminds me of the Gavin and Stacey scene in which Smithy is so incensed about the food sharing that he goes to eat his bhuna in the car.

I agree with you (and the fictional character). Hands off my food, if I'd wanted some of yours I would have ordered it myself!

Any kind of spirit in a baby bottle
Sharing cigarettes with under fives
Forcing elderly people to go to raves
Insisting children stay at school all night so they aren't late in the morning.

All of those are just shocking really. Anything else, well, whatever gets you through.

People eating pasties out of a paper bag at the bus stop.