What is the absolute ultimate thing you get judgy about?

[AtYourCervix]

Toddlers eating greggs?
Fat people eating macdonalds?
P&C parking?
Fat people eating?
Disabled loos?
Fat people?

My own personal judgement is reserved for those people who hold their knife like a pen.

Or have I misunderstood, and greensleeves judges school bake sales because she is the Mary Berry of St Cuthbert's Primary School PTA

swearing is in fact evidence of a larger vocabulary, surely

I know lots of other words that could substitute for "fucknuggets" if I were stuck for a description of my mouth-breathing Tory neighbour and his vinegar-titted wife. But happily, I also know the word "fucknuggets", and it does the job splendidly.

The school run mums who live locally chauffeuring their children back and forth to school in their 4x4's Just fucking WALK. It's good for all of you!

People who drive to the gym. Seriously? £40 every month for a gym membership and you are driving to the gym?

Text speak.

Parents of children who have really disgusting teeth.

People who don't clear up after their dogs.

People who have clearly just taken the mightiest dump of all time in a public toilet my child is suddenly desperate to use. My nose doesn't need to be subjected to that. Ever. Take your business home with you please.

Any person who thought Fifty Shades of Grey was a good book.

My (male) friend met a girl on online dating recently.

She met him in the pub, they hit it off, had a few drinks. She had a 6 yo child at home, being looked after by her mother. She went home, sent her Mum home, put her 6yo to bed then phoned my friend - who she had known for a matter of a couple of hours to come round.

He did (I judge him for this too!) they spent the night til the wee hours of the morning taking drugs and having sex. With her 6yo child in the house and my friend practically a stranger.

Unless all the v useful swearwords actually displace other words in one's memory?

Piercing baby ears
Discouraging girls from activities that are "boyish" i.e football
Talking about money
Early weaning
Not reading
Not cleaning up after your dog
Swearing at children

People who are dishonest or selfish. Outright thieves are awful but I can't stand people who try and justify their dishonesty eg I fiddle my expenses/benefit claims/tax return because everyone does it.

Haha Honey, nope I hate Mary Berry as well. She proudly revealed that she used to whack her kids with a wooden spoon. Ugh.

School bake sales because of the insane pressure my kids are put under to induce me to whip up cakes at very little notice (they all know who brough cakes and who Did Not), followed by more pressure to give them money to buy horrible dubious cakes which they then feel it is their human right to snarf on the way home from school. The whole thing is a bloody nuisance.

Oh yes. I also judge anyone who rants about illegal immigrants getting millions in benefits.

wheretheairisrareified that sounds like some extremely bad judgement. I assume this was cocaine?

People can be judged for not having pets

I've said 'scone' so many times with each pronunciation I've forgotten how I pronounce it

at least people are being honest.....

Airy Fairy shit.

You can judge me for not having a dog (I love them, incidentally) if I can judge you for your house smelling like dog.

Do people actually put Coke in babies' bottles? Is that real?

No idea what they were taking, could have been cocaine. Def class As.

People who believe in god/religion genuinely makes me think less of them.

Thin people who don't smoke. Either get busy with the fags or cream cakes people. We can no longer afford for you to get old.
People who pronounce scone to rhyme with stone.
People who put jam on said scone before cream.
People who don't play Scrabble.
People who don't like The Jeremy Kyle Show or Real Housewives.
People with fat noses.
Men with horrible hands.
Babies.

Politicians.

Newspaper proprietors.

Middle lane hoggers
Piercing babies ears
Standing too close to me in the queue
Antisocial dog owners

VinoTime - my nearest gym is 8 miles away. That would be a 16 mile walk there and back! Judge me all you like but I'm taking the car

People who make themselves feel better by putting other people down for being 'different'

People who indulge in needlessly nasty gossip.

Both behaviours rub off on their DCs and make them feel OK about bullying, spreading nasty stories and ostracising their peers.

people who live a few doors from the school take their car to the school park where it obstructs everyone (parking half on the path half on the road) take their child to school and drive home (the long way because its a one way system)

agree with the world is not your gynecologist wear underpants and get a brazilian while you're at it because seriously we can all see your real hair colour

pregnant smokers and no-one has yet been able to convince me that I shouldn't. in fact, pregnant recreational drug users/heavy drinkers too.

filthy nailed people.