to sew up the dogs actual bumhole?

[trashcanjunkie]

Normally we have no problem with dog farts. The trash mutt is fed on that wanky posh Cadogan dog food, which gives him lovely odour free poos and zero arse biscuitry.... Tonight for some reason, the air in my home is turning a pea green colour, due entirely to the rancid guffage coming from the pooch and the bastard is snoring really loudly

Sleep in the garden?

I feel your pain or at least I did last year on holiday. We were with friends whose lab issued room clearing guffs every 2 or 3 minutes throughout every evening.

Our two rarely emit anything remotely noticeable so we were ill prepared for the level of toxicity we had to endure.

His owners, however, appeared to be oblivious

My daughters two male guinea-pigs were passing their vegetarian guinea bottom gas tonight....

and they eat their pooh for good measure