We're not going away this year so for Christmas presents we got each other Merlin cards so that we can do days out.
I paid for them, on my card, in my name. I organised all paperwork, collection, everything. The email address they were bought through has my name actually in it.
So you can imagine how delighted I was to have just received an email with the subject line:
DH'S NAME - Eggtastic offers for you!
And it continued "Still not decided what to do with your family this Easter, DH's Name?"
Neanderthal bastards . Am tempted to reply with 'Who is DH's Name?'