Bingo anybody......

[Wherediparkmybroom]

I am distraught I have a lovely op she is great with the kids but she is also engaged in a threesome with DH and my next door neighbour mark do ignore it or just get angry and go for a very expensive lunch!

I went au pair!

Meant even!!!!!!

Surely you mean your au pair had had a threesome...

Unless you meant OP and you had a threesome with your dh and handsome and well hung neighbour Mark

Oops x-post.

I assume the au pair is now up duffed and you don't know who the father is

Just make it a foursome. You know you want to...

Of cause should I just pay the girl off?

Or shag mark?

Both?

Have a spa day OP

That will sort everything out

But watch Marks DW doesn't come looking for you.

If she does point at the au pair.

The aupair is probably guilty!

Cool shall we board the other one at Sharon's?

Both!!!!!

I think Mark's wife left because he smeared shit on her ladybird though. Maybe her name was Janet?

clearly you have been wendied.
Does the au pair give the dcs fruit shoots and/or leave them playing on the x box all day? And where does she park if the p&c gaps are full?
You have more to worry about than what she is up to with hour dh tbh.